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    Friday
    Dec192014

    Fantasy Friday ~ A Replacement Venue, An Almost Replacement Heart and a Love Story

    Damn. Jen and Daniel are one hell of a couple. Seriously. Talk about having to deal with their fair share of shit even before becoming husband a wife... These two strong individuals certainly make one solid couple! During the wedding planning, Jen found herself in the hospital for weeks with heart failure. Thankfully, she pulled through even without a transplant (which is absolutely AMAZING!) as her heart began to slowly heal itself. Daniel refused to leave her side, and then took on the bulk of the planning so that Jen did not have to endure the stress. And, bridey? Besides the emotional roller coaster of heart failure (oh my goodness!), they lost their wedding venue due to the asshole owners shutting their doors, and taking their money with them. WHOA... Because that's not stressful... WTF???

    Being the amazing (and quite handsome) guy that Daniel is, he reached out to Brooke of Brooke Taylor Studios, and wrote the following absolutely heartwrenching (no pun), and sincere letter: Good evening, my fiancé and I have been dealing with having to find a new venue for our wedding that we had already sent out the save the dates to. In April, my fiancé Jen got sick and ended up at UW Hospital with heart failure. She was at the top of the transplant list but her heart slowly ended up healing itself. A few weeks ago, she finally got out of the hospital and we started up planning our wedding again. I am trying my best to make sure she does not have to do much or stress since her heart is still healing. It would mean a great deal to us if you were able to do the photography for us. Our wedding date is planned to be on October 5, 2014 and will be somewhere around the greater Seattle area once we narrow down the replacement venue. Thank you so much for offering this opportunity.

    Stunning wedding dress, and truly beautiful bridesmaid dresses (you don't hear that too often!)...
    I mean... Holy shoes!!!
    Passing notes...
    I think dogs in weddings is on the rise. How cute is this pooch?!

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    Wednesday
    Dec172014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Fat Bottomed (Whaaa?), Nashville Wedding

    Anybody who gets married at a place called Fat Bottom is officially my hero! No really, as a girl with a voluptuous bottom, I have a deep respect for the name of the establishment and what it represents. Plus, any bride who has the balls to write Fat Bottom on her invitation? Fucking rock star in my book! Right? Anyway… strewn throughout their photographs are amazing elements of nature (and nurture for that matter), from the headpieces, to the succulents to the gorgeous flowers… Also inspired by woodland creatures, Ellen and Ben worked hard to incorporate the people they love, the city they love and the décor they love all into one day. And while I might not be a nature kind of girl, this beautiful wedding can easily convert even the biggest city dweller to a tree hugger! Just wait until you see their wedding cake! Actually, their wedding cakes!

    Ellen and Ben were married in East Nashville (I’ve never been to Nashville, but I’m totally dying to go!!). Anyway, according to their photographer, Ellen and Ben were super cool to work with and fun too! From impecible style to the warmth felt through the pics, hold on to your bottom, bridey, and get inspired!

    I LOVE how every.single.bridesmaid is wearing a headpiece. 
    Ellen, your dress is FAB!!!
    Check out the bouquet!
    I mean... Happen to notice her dress? And those eyes!! OMG.
    That's what I'm talkin' about! I could have posed for this one!
    Holy shit with the cake(s)!!! 
    Notice the E+B? I loved sharing this Fat Bottomed, Nashville wedding with you! 

    Industry Peeps:

    Photographer: And How! Imaging
    Restaurant: Fat Bottom Brewery

    Tuesday
    Dec162014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ A Sometimes Sweet, Sometimes Snide Jekyll and Hyde Bride

    So, I'm working with this amazing bride. She's sweet, kind and rocks s sense of humor that gives me belly laughs. On the other hand, I'm working with a bride who sometimes makes my skin crawl with each snarky email, short, terse voicemail and cringeworthy verbal diatribes. The crazy thing? It's the same fucking bride! Same chick. True story. And the worst part? In true Jekyll and Hyde fashion, she lacks consistency on a consistent basis. I never know which girl I'm gonna get. It's a brutal, sometimes abusive relationship and I'm sick of it.

    I don't know how her fiancé deals with this shit. 'Cause I'm about to lose my fucking mind. Seriously, if you're going to be a bitch, then be a bitch. And, if you're going to be awesome and funny, then be awesome and funny. But, this Jekyll and Hyde crap? I hate it, and I'm about to go coo coo on her ass. Because frankly, I got rid of this kind bullshit in my life a long time ago. I don't associate with people like this anymore; I'm too old and don't have the patience. Not too mention it's exhausting.

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    Friday
    Dec122014

    Fantasy Friday ~ An Engagement Shoot with Some Serious Style

    You know those couples that you can just tell you're going to like? Well, Andrea and Travis are certainly one of those couples. They are incredibly cute, and have a sense of humor! Holy shit, what a concept?!! Right? I am so over the stuffy, boring engagement shoots. Those suck. Those are boring. Those are vanilla. Bridey, why not indulge your quirky side and have some fun? Don't let your humdrum, uneventful engagement shoot be a glimpse of how your wedding is going to be! Seriously, bridey, if I received a save-the-date from Andrea and Travis, I would look forward to their wedding. I would automatically think that their wedding would be entertaining somehow based solely on what I see in these fun photos!!

    Brooke, of Brooke Taylor Studios said that, "I just had to share this adorably hilarious couple with the world. Andrea and Travis are fun, quirky and so absolutely in love. We created a special styled picnic engagement shoot with all local Seattle products (cheese, sparkling wine, apples, etc). We couldn't have expected to have such a fun time laughing and shooting right as the rain started. The couple decided to push through the rain and I am glad we did because we got a lot of great images of them and they couldn't be happier with the results." I completely agree, Brooke!

    Andrea, you look beautiful! Love this pic!! Too cool for school!I'm sorry, but this is too fucking funny!!! OMG! He proposed! LOL!!! BTW... Love how Andrea's foot is in the air!They really are a cute couple!Drop me and your done, Travis!! 

    Industry Peeps:

    Photographer:  Brooke Taylor Studios
    Floral Designer: Delightful Details
    Event Venue: Parson's Gardens

    Submitted via Two Bright Lights

    Wednesday
    Dec102014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ When Models Get Married... Beautiful Inside and Out

    This is a beautiful wedding with beautiful people. Seriously, they’re models and hot damn are they good looking! But, beyond the aesthetics, the décor and our stunning B+G, these two absolutely get it. They get each other! In one little paragraph, Amanda, the bride sums it all up when she says that, “…I was so excited to plan our wedding, but I also in a sense didn’t even care if anything went wrong, I just knew I wanted to marry him. All I cared about was taking those vows and enjoying our special day with the people we love. And, that’s exactly what happened. The night was perfect and beautiful, and everyone we loved was there to celebrate with us.” Applause!!! Applause!!! Applause!!!

    There is no doubt that there is a ton of inspiration in this gorgeous wedding. You’ll see lush gardens, gold sequined linens, cathedral ceilings, etc. But, the most inspiration should come from the story Amanda and Victor are going to tell as you become intoxicated with the details.

    Take it away Amanda and Victor!

    Victor: I met the love of my life while venturing into the modeling world, I am just a lucky dog to be chosen by a local photographer with a concept to recreate an old music video trough images. This is how our paths crossed and I fell in love the moments I saw her but even I wasn’t aware of how in love I was with her. Our shoot took place on the beaches of San Francisco and just like my wife that city now holds a very special place in my heart for making that moment so special….

    Amanda: I first talked to Victor on Facebook; he contacted me to ask me advice about the modeling world because it was all new to him. He had shot photos with a photographer I had worked with before, and this photographer friend asked if I’d be able to do a couple’s shoot on the beach, so I said yes! The shoot was going to be a recreation of the music video “Wicked Games.” So, come to find out, the other model she set me up with for the shoot was Victor! The city of San Francisco, especially the beach, is a weakness for me… and so is a handsome man… so that day couldn’t have been any more perfect. Without even knowing it, we had this natural attraction towards one another. He made me feel so beautiful and confident; he was such a sweet gentleman. I was so nervous and yet he made me feel so calm and collected. I will never forget that day, the whole ride home, I was in the front seat and he was in the back, and he reached around and touched my arm and flirted with me the whole ride home. I felt like a little girl falling in love!

    Amanda: After that (the shoot), we had our first date, and we just hit it off. He was perfect in every way. I had finally found the man I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. This was a new feeling for us both, we were both so in love and that’s all we knew. Victor: A year after we met (Valentine’s week) I decided to take her back where it all began… on the beaches of San Francisco, and it took all of me to finally calm down and pop the question. I reached into my pocket with my trembling hand and asked her if she wanted to spend the rest of her life with me …to my surprise she said yes!!! At that moment I felt my nervousness replaced by so much joy and happiness and excitement for the wedding planning months ahead…Victor: My personal favorite part of the wedding was seeing her walk down the aisle glowing like I’ve never seen her before, in her beautiful wedding dress thinking to myself how surreal this moment was and how incredibly lucky I was to be able to soon call this beautiful woman my wife ….OMG. These are probably my favorite linens ever! I love using these!

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