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    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Super Colorful, Super Cool, Dia De Los Muertos Accented Wedding

    Aurora and Jon are totally my kind of peeps. This B+G wanted an intimate ceremony followed by a rockin' party. And you know what, bridey? That's exactly what they had... A huge celebration! Apparently, their wedding day was widely anticipated as they have been together for quite some time, leaving their guests anxiously awaiting the big day. The cool thing is that they had the best of both worlds; moments of intimacy and then moments surrounded by friends and family. See? You can have it both ways! You just have to be smart with your wedding planning!

    Bridey, the colorful elements of this wedding will do nothing more than leave you smiling. So, take note. Seriously, Aurora and Jon's wedding is a kickass example of having exactly the wedding you want without the bullshit. LOVE IT!!! Enjoy!
    Fans and flowers, baby... Fans and flowers...Aurora, you're the cutest! I love how you're trying not to laugh/cry.A different way to express the joining of two families.Such amazing embraces!OMG... Could ya' bust over the cuteness here??Aurora, your necklace is kickass! I love that it's pink! I love that it goes beautifully with your bouquet!

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    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ ***FLASH BACK*** There is No Better Friend Than a Sister...

    I wrote this post three years ago, and to this day, it's one of my favorites! And as I frantically pack the fam up for our trip to Chicago, I can't help but remember sitting at my sister's kitchen table writing this post, super hung over, and waiting to hear back from the police. Yeah... Three years ago, my car was stolen out of my driveway... Something we discovered as we were about to leave for the airport!! But, that's a whole other story! Anyway... I can't wait to just get there and hang with my family! And, bridey, remember, your family? Well, it's the only one you got, so don't allow petty bullshit (that may or may not happen over the holidays) to ruin relationships. Got it? Good!

    Thanksgiving 2012:

    Happy Thanksgiving brideys!! I hope you all made it to where you're supposed to be and are enjoying some time with family and friends. But, wherever you are I hope you are happy to be there... Me? I am quite happy. Yeah, my fucking car might have been stolen (Is There Really Always Something to be Thankful for?) with no word from the police, but I still managed to make it home (Chicago), and have been enjoying myself ever since. Plus, I have an awesome Thanksgiving story to tell these days...

    The best part? Hanging with my sister. She is truly my bestie, and getting some time to chill out, and even do nothing with her is fun (seriously, we both passed out in her bed while watching Homeland). But, better than doing nothing or feeling comfortable enough to fall asleep basically spooning each other? Going out for dinner with our husbands, having a few dreamy cocktails and enjoying some real time together. And I am truly grateful for it. 

    After so many rushed phone calls and being too busy to really catch up, as hung over as I might be as I write this, I am so happy to be sitting at her kitchen table watching her make sweet potato soufflé. I am happy to be exactly where I am. It doesn't happen as often as I would like, so just being here, living in the moment and not planning every detail (of my life and the lives of my brides) is simply lovely.

    And because she's my sister, she asked me what this post has to do with weddings and brides, and all I said is "Nothing. It has to do with you. I hope my readers like seeing the softer side of BB."

    That's all I got. Happy Thanksgiving Brideys!




    Fantasy Friday ~ More Than Just a Rainbow Connection... An Intimate, Backyard Wedding

    Holy shit with Claire's hair, right? Fucking amazing! Not only is it a perfect rainbow, but it's ombre too. I mean, that takes talent! And, it takes the right kind of girls to pull that kind of thing off, right?!! Anyway, welcome to Claire and Lane's Las Vegas wedding. Hosted in the backyard of a private home, these two did a fabulous job keeping their wedding day about the two of them. Claire and Lane knew they wanted a small backyard ceremony followed by an informal celebration, rockin' awesome food, drink and family. So... that's exactly what they did! 

    Bridey, if you're looking for ways (and examples) to have a beautiful, simple wedding, then browse the pics. The cool-ass hair inspiration? Well, that's a freebie for those of you have the balls to pull it off. Enjoy!
    Got to have a "before and after" wedding dress! OMG, I LOVE both of them and how different they are.Let's get a closer look at this stunning Pnina Tornai gown. I am obsessed with the corset!There's nothing like mama love!Lane, you look quite dapper yourself!The gold and royal blue look so elegant.I mean... That's utter happiness.

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    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Stunningly Beautiful, Super Romantic, Mansion Wedding

    I love this wedding, and I have a couple crush on Cindy and Dane. (Seriously, how could I not? Look at that dress! And, the dude's name is Dane. Total crush.) You know why, bridey? Because I heard that they were awesome to work with, insanely in love, super in sync and nice people. From a vendor perspective, it really doesn't get much better than that. Jackpot! Seriously, if wedding planners and other wedding vendors knew ahead of time what it would be like to work with each couple prior to the planning, the world would be a much nicer place. Working with lovely people who are genuine and genuinely nice is what it's all about, right? Or it should be for that matter!

    Anyway, outside of the serious couple crush I am rockin', there are so many fab deets to share with you, bridey. I mean, the dress is total kickassery, but there is so much more! So, kick back, relax and enjoy the post!
    I'm lovin' the subtle mint green Badgley Mischka shoes!I feel warm inside.Cindy, your wedding dress is absolutely incredible! I love the beading and the cut! You look amazing!This should be in a glossy... Cindy is GORGE and this pic is so FAB!!The "ring" boxes. Hell yeah! That's a great shot!!Such a fabulous way of politely saying, get off you're fucking phone during the ceremony. Such cuties!!

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    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ Monkey in the Middle... It's a Real Bitch!

    Bridey, I gotta ask you a question... Who's in charge? Who's wearing the pants? And, I'm not talking about your relationship with your sig other. Not only is it none of my business, but I don't give a shit. (I mean... For the sake of womankind, I hope it's an equal partnership, but again, none of my biz.) How you manage your relationship is your business, but what is my business is managing the details of your wedding. So, when your soon-to-be MIL calls me (or the venue, or the florist, or DJ, or the band, or the caterer... you see where I'm going with this), and wants to make significant changes to items we've worked hard putting in place, I get a li'l nervous. Therefore, I need to know, who's in charge?

    Yesterday, I was boozy brunching with a friend of mine (God I missed mimosas while I was pregnant!), and when I told her about Bitchless Bride, she starting sharing some crazy-ass stories with me (that's usually the reaction I get when I tell people about BB). Anyway, she told me how a friend of hers had some serious issues with her MIL as she was planning her wedding. You're gonna want to sit down, bridey... Trust me.

    So, this poor woman's MIL had the audacity to call the bakery and change the flavor and design of the fucking wedding cake. OMG! What the fuck is that about? Right? And, for some of you, the cake is like Holy Grail. It's the one thing you care about the most. You've invested tons of time and energy selecting the particulars, and then this bitch makes a single call and ruins it.

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