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    Friday
    Apr292016

    Fantasy Friday ~ Waterfalls, Ruins, and the Great Outdoors... It's Rustically Fantastic!!

    Doesn't the background look like an abandoned castle that Tanner and Rebecca are "dipping" in? Or, is my Game of Thrones-like imagination is getting the best of me? Either way, it's fantastic! Right? And, there are many, many more photographs like this one that will inspire you captured within this rustically fantastic wedding. I mean... There are just SO many details that I adore, I hardly know where to begin!

    For instance... The waterfall. It's incredible! And, it serves as a beautiful backdrop during the ceremony. Seriously... if we're honest, not many people can say that they were married with a waterfall glistening in behind the scenes, right?! Right! Well, Rebecca and Tanner can! Then there's Rebecca's heavenly wedding gown (OMG!), the first look, the delectable dessert table, the barn & décor, and the truly captivating photographs taken by Krisandra Evans Photography. Bride, go! Go scroll, and get inspired!
    Totally picturing the FAB photog laying on the floor underneath this stunning dress to capture this shot!!
    Nice bling!!
    A 'lil whiskey to get things started? Yes, please!
    I think it's fabulous how Rebecca is sneaking up the stairs for the first look!
    OMG! Totlly LOVE you guys! 
    WOW. Amazing dress. Amazing bouquet. Amazing shot.
    There's that castle again!
    The bridal party definitely has a good time together, that's for sure!!
    Look closely at the "wedding" sign... Yeah, it's a bedpost! L.O.V.E.
    So fun! Still with the castle! (Okay, okay! I'll get over it! But, I love it so much!)
    Tanner, you happen to be a great "dipper". Again, the veil shot and this one are fucking FAB!
    So, so, so AWES!
    YUMMY! 
    Sometimes I feel like cookies are totally underrated! They should grace many more dessert tables!
    Cheers! Thank you for sharing your rustically fantastic wedding with Bitchless Bride!!

    Industry Peeps:

    Photographer: Krisandra Evans
    Event Venue: Hightower Falls

    Wednesday
    Apr272016

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Beautiful Vietnamese Wedding in San Diego's Japanese Friendship Garden

    The red, ornate dress, the beautiful toes and the purple laces... Oh my!!! Right? Bridey, just wait until you scroll down and see the full view of this fucking A MAZ ING dress. It's so stunningly magnificent that I cannot stop looking at all of the splendid detail! Anyway, the bride, Vi, is dressed in traditional Vietnamese ao dai, and she and Richard married in the lovely San Diego Japanese Friendship Garden. This wedding really has it all... Exquisite gowns (yes, gowns), beautiful grounds, a koi pond, a dog and much, much more!

    I love the way Vi and Richard tied their lives into the centerpieces, and made each and every guest feel valuable and loved simply by their escort cards. Bridey, if you're looking for cool ways to differentiate your wedding, take a cue from Vi and Richard. Enjoy!

    I love the emotion eminating from these photographs! I can tell from the back of Richard's head that he has a huge grin on his face!
    I'm a little obsessed with the bouquet Vi is holding. Great color and texture!
    Koi pond!
    See how all of the 'maids dresses are different? LOVE IT!
    GORGE.
    Such a great pic!
    Gotta have your pup walk you down the aisle!
    A ceremony full of love and laughter!
    Yay!!!!
    Costume change... WOW Vi! You look amazing!
    What an incredible idea for escort cards!!! WOW!
    Notice how Richard's feet are off of the ground? I love it!
    I love how the B+G incorporated their litle bits of their lives into the centerpieces.
    Cheers!!
    Um. Hi. Yum.
    Thank you Vi and Richard for sharing your gorgeous wedding with Bitchless Bride!!!

    Industry Peeps:

    Photographer: bycherry photography
    DJ: Choice Entertainment
    Makeup Artist: Glam Dolls
    Event Venue: Japanese Friendship Garden San Diego
    Bakery: Nomad Donuts
    Caterer: Ranch Catering
    Event Planner: Stephanie Rose Events

    Tuesday
    Apr262016

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ A Bride Without a Ring, and a Wedding Without a Date

    Bridey, have you heard the phrase, "No ring, no bring."? Usually this is in reference to whether or not one of your guests can bring a date to your wedding, but today, I am applying a new meaning to the phrase... How about, "No ring, no bring... YOUR ass in for an appointment. Because there is nothing I hate more than a "bride" without a ring. And, you know what? I'm not alone. Because all of us (your wedding vendors), have wasted a ton of time describing and selling our services, showcasing venue space, and bending over backwards for a "bride" without a ring. And guess what happens next? The "bride" doesn't get engaged, or the engagement is much further down the road than she thought, or the sig other wasn't "the one", blah blah blah...

    Look, I know it's exciting just thinking about getting engaged, but it really doesn't count unless one of you has done the asking and one of you has done the accepting. Right? So, making appointments (or... eeeek, just walking into a venue without an appointment) is actually rude. I mean, it's like test driving a car knowing that you have another year on your lease or house hunting without establishing your budget. Honestly? It's a fucking waste of time, and just like you, wedding vendors are busy. So, if you're a future bride-to-be, it's totally cool that you're starting to explore weddingy things, and weddingy blogs, and all things weddingy, etc. because you're exploring on your own time, but when it begins to spill over onto my watch? Well, that's when you've gone too far.

    Look, bridey-to-be, I'm not judging you, I swear! I get that you are excited about the next step in your life, and that you want to be prepared. It's a thrilling phase! And, planning a wedding is a huge undertaking, so why not get a head start? Right? And, depending on where you live, securing a venue and popular vendors can be brutal. But, as much as I am not judging you right now, I will start judging you the second you make start making arrangements for your wedding without a date, as a bride without a ring. For now? Stick to Pinterest!

    The worst part of this equation is that these bride-to-be wannabes are usually quite lovely, and are simply letting their anxiousness about getting engaged get the best of them. I know because I have met with these almost brides, and sadly, when I follow up with them, they're either still in a holding pattern or they've broken up. And as badly as I feel (particularly when it's the latter scenario), I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a little piece of me that would be pissed off upon hearing the news. Totally an involuntarily feeling, but often, the first thought to cross my mind following the conversation. Because, no matter the situation, nobody wants to feel as though their time has been wasted, especially when there are engaged brides out there willing to make a commitment.

    So, wannabe-bridey, thinking that your engagement is around the corner? Congratulations! But, hold the champagne, and the planning, until you've got a ring on it... Got it?

    Image via Genesis Diamonds

    Friday
    Apr222016

    Fantasy Friday ~ ***FLASHBACK*** Boho Wedding Inspo

    I mean... I barely have the words for this styled shoot. It's colorful, edgy, and plain ol' awesome! There is so much damn eye candy in this post that you'll probably get a cavity by the time you're done browsing. OMG. So sorry for the awful joke, but, I totally couldn't help it!! Seriously, I cannot stop looking at all of the jewelry, feathers, dresses, etc.!

    Bridey, if you need some boho bride inspo, look no further. Shit. What is wrong with me? It's just one bad cliche after another! I swear I'm not drunk... Just excited to share this one with you. 

    Are you as in love with the flower crown as I am? Or what about all of her amazing jewels?!!Please. Please, bridey... Jump out of the box, and go crazy! For real, this could be you... on your wedding day... on the beach... looking insanely phenomenal! SHUT UP!OMG... A MAZ ING!!!I've been so obsessed with the clothes, jewels, feathers, etc. that I forgot to mention her kickass makeup! Holy crap! LOVE IT!I mean... WHOA!

    Industry Peeps:

    Styled shoot with DISFUNKSHION MagazineChristina Heaston Photography, and Modern Weddings Hawaii
    HeadressWild and Free Jewelry
    Rings/CuffsGypsy River
    NecklaceRaptor Jewelry
    Peacock Feather EarringsThe Pixie Monster
    Leather Breastplate Necklace: Love + Leather
    Flower CrownIna Dayle
    Pendant NecklaceVanessa Mooney
    Beaded Agate NecklaceGage Huntly

    Wednesday
    Apr202016

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ ***FLASHBACK*** Cowboy Boots, Carrots, and a Pistol (Yes! A Pistol)! Just a FAB Texan Wedding!

    I really don't know where to begin with Rachael and Kirk's wedding. All I can tell you, bridey, is that everything about it screams awesome. From the vibrant colors to the stunning ceremony décor (and setting) to the cakes (yes, both of them) and the party, this wedding stole my heart!

    I mean... Just look up at that photograph of Rachael and Kirk. Could I have enticed you with a pic of the bride's cool bouquet which rocked flowers and carrots? I could have... Or perhaps the record player groom's cake? Sure... But, as I practically preach on Bitchless Bride, all of that stuff is fucking great, but it's what's seen in that picture that makes it all worthwhile.

    I've never owned (or even worn) a pair of cowboy boots... But, I must say, those look FAB!Rachael, you look adorable and beautiful all at the same time!Such a beautiful ceremony!Um, are those carrots? Yup! And they look awesome, don't they!!?Look at Kirk's eyes.According to Debra Gulbas, the photographer, "Rachael and Kirk wrote their vows with a compilation of music lines, and there wasn't a dry eye in the area. Their vows were heartfelt, emotional, and beautiful."Oh yeah! We did it!!Probably one of my favorite wedding pics ever!Yes, please! Fantastic wedding favor...Wow! Just wow! A MAZ ING groom's cake and simply stunning wedding cake!That's funny!!Don't know what to give your sig other as a wedding gift? How about a pistol? That's what Kirk gave to Rachael... AT THE WEDDING!! If this photograph was taken out of context, it could have several different meanings!Congratulations Rachael and Kirk! Definitely a enthusiastically awesome wedding!

    Industry Peeps:

    Photographer Debra Gulbas Photography
    DJByrne Rock
    Cake DesignerCakes by Shary
    Floral DesignerSweet Magnolia Floral Studio
    Event VenueThe Winfield Inn & Events