Fuck You and Your Shit Attitude

I'm fucking pissed off! I feel angry. I feel defensive. I feel sad. But definitely more angry than anything else. Why do YOU get to judge me and the industry that I eat, sleep and breathe?

You see my bride keeps referring my "the industry" as "you people" with a disgusted tone; almost as she is spitting the words at me as she speaks. Whenever one of "us" doesn't respond quickly enough or she doesn't like what we have to say or the price we are offering is "outrageous", suddenly we become "those people" or "that industry". She's even gone so far as to say that, "My God BB, how do you you do this every day? Do all of your vendors purposely make it more difficult to get shit done? Seriously, I just don't how you can deal with THESE PEOPLE on a daily basis." Really... You are an attorney. I'm sure you are dealing with wonderful people every day.

This bitch is pushing me over the edge. I am literally counting down the days until her stupid wedding. And honestly, I'm about one more degrading comment away from screaming, "Bridey, I don't know how I deal with YOU on a fucking daily basis! Back the fuck off! Quit grouping us into your version of a stereotype, and just accept that MY INDUSTRY is different than the oh so classy world of attorneys." Seriously, I am afraid every time I speak to her that this phrase may accidentally slide out of my mouth.

I'm pissed because I work with a truly amazing group of wedding professionals who bust their asses to provide exceptional service. And just because they are not billable by the hour, and didn't jump because YOU sent an email ten minutes ago or "for the price I'm paying, I should get to keep the the Swarovski crystal vases from the centerpieces", doesn't mean that you get to pass judgement on the industry as a whole!
Next time bitch, I'll be sure to group you with the ambulance chasing attorneys. Because aren't YOU PEOPLE all the same anyway?