Every wedding planner dreams of orchestrating an amazing event she's never done before. I mean, there's something to be said for doing something new, dammit! Right? A new idea, some new décor... basically anything that's fucking new in general will be exciting for those of us have have "been there done that" in the case of weddings past. And you know what? My fantasy? A fucking candy crush wedding! That's right? CANDY CRUSH WEDDING! Because I don't know about you, but sometimes, I actually choose to "crush" instead of pin! Seriously, what the fuck is that about? I'm obsessed with Pinterest, but sometimes... all I want to do is just crush it!
Soooo... me being me, I started thinking about how cool it would be to mix two of my favorite things in the world. Planning weddings, and candy crush. How awesome would it be to throw a candy crush wedding? I mean... it would be super colorful, and quite delicious, right? So, check this out... THIS is my Candy Crush fantasy wedding... Let's start with some cake... Look down!!
Don't you just want to dig in? Seriously. Give me a... Screw it! How needs a fork?Sweet!!!! Love this cake topper!!!What about that ring? Doesn't it just make you want to eat it??Um... Candy Crush cocktails? Yeah... Gimme!Any DIY brides out there? How about this ribbon? Tie it around your favor bags? Hmmmmm... Or better yet? Have your guests tie it themselves after filling their bags with the yumminess below!!
Well, brideys... this busy wedding planner has got to go back to planning weddings that don't involve candy crush... Okay? Stay Bitchless...
Images: I Love Candy sign via GlitterMash.com, Candy Crush Cakes via Blog by Jeff Young and Cakes Decor, Candy Bouquet via Girly Wedding, Candy Crush Nails via Polish Dept., Candy Crush Cake Topper via Clayphory, Candy Crush Ring via ilovetocreateblog.blogspot.com, Cocktails via Tablespoon, Candy Crush Ribbion via Etsy, Candy Bar via Nuts.com