The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ Five Basic Ways to be The Best Bride EVER!

Mind if I skip the bullshit and get right to it today? Seriously, I want to tell all of you brideys how to the be the best bride you can be, but I would like to do it without sugar coating the truth. Can I do that, please? Cool, thank you. Because lately I feel like I am working with some "newbies" (as in, newly engaged), and you girls aren't quite as well versed in your bridal manners as you could be, so here it goes...

Let's start with the basics, shall we?:

1. Manage your expectations. I've said it a million times, and I'll say it again. Bridey, don't forget to manage your expectations (and your manners) during the wedding planning process. Right now, you are eating, sleeping and definitely drinking all things wedding. It's all you can think (and talk) about, and oftentimes you find yourself super frustrated when you reach out to one of your wedding vendors and they don't get back to you fast enough. Like, ten minutes after you hit "send". Or when you're out with your girlfriends and thirty minutes go by and nobody else has said a word except you. When you finally come up for air, they are SLEEPING. Be respectful. Because, bridey, nobody cares as much as you do. So, MANAGE your expectations if you want to get through the process unscathed.

2. Quit being a bitch. To your vendors, to your fiance, to your friends, to your mother, and to the holy ghost! I know that wedding planning is like taking on a second job. And it's fucking stressful. TRUST ME, I KNOW! You're basically moonlighting, and it's a lot to take on, but get your 'tude in check. Bridey, the nicer you are, the more people want to help you through the process. Right? So, quit being a bitch.

3. Drop the holier than thou attitude. Along the same lines of "quit being a bitch", rockin' a holier than thou attitude because you're the bride is just as annoying, and you know what? NOBODY CARES! Bridey, you know how many brides there have been before you? And how many brides there are going to be after you? Getting married is nothing new. And when you treat people shit because you're the bride, yeah... It's bullshit. 

4. Quit giving us your wedding planning play-by-play on FaceBook. Or worse, THE COUNTDOWN. The how many days to go until the "big day" countdown! Bridey, I know you're excited to get married. But, seeing "63 Days Until I'm Mrs. Whogivesafuck" is plain ol' annoying. 

5. Bridey, you might be the most clever, creative, AMAZING woman alive, but I can assure you that however you are planning on making your wedding "unique" or "different" has been done before. So get over it. Want to know a secret? Make your wedding about you and your fiance. Make it personal before you make it "different". That alone is unique... 

Okay, that's it for now, brideys. This girl is fresh out "bitchless" ideas. 

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