A Styled Shoot so Fucking Awesome that You'll be Green with Envy...

OMG, bridey... Are you completely obsessed with the nails? Particularly the dude... Right? Like, I'm so obsessed that can't take my eyes off of his shiny, black and nearly perfect claws! Damn! I wish mine could look like his!! And, then there's the apple green martini with a lime and blackberry garnish. Totally drooling over here (and it's like 10 in the morning!). I seriously don't know which I want more! Black and FAB nails? Or the green martini!

Bridey, this styled shoot is so fucking awesomely badass (is that proper English?!!) that I really can't wait to share it with you! Mixed into this stunningly cool styled shoot are some insanely beautiful and creative elements that you can easily incorporate into your wedding theme/design. Personally, I usually don't love green, but today? I am enamored with it! I need it. I have to have it! Seriously, I LOVE the green satin linen with the black charger plates, and the incredible flower installation rockin' some black calla lilies (um, holy shit!). And, the cake. Wow!! That cake is so fantastic that even I don't want to eat it because then you'd have to cut into it! Anyway... I could really go on and on, so let me shut up so that you can scroll away! Enjoy!!

STFU! Love the car! Love the B+G! Love the dress!!

Welcome! Can I tempt you with a cocktail? (Notice the green lipstick?!)

See what I mean, bridey? A MAZ ING! So so so cool and unique!

Close up of the booze! 

Are you freaking out over the bouquet? I am!!

I mean... Too cool and beautiful to cut!!

I love how the cake is displayed. The vases underneath add a really distinguished element of beauty. 

Um. The head is on the fish. That's all.

That black dress is phenomenal!!

Thank you to all of the fucking amazing DFW vendors for sharing this styled shoot with Bitchless Bride. I love it so much!

Industry Peeps:

Photographer: Lyncca Harvey Photography
Venue: 7 For Parties
Event Planner & Designer: The I DO Girl Weddings & Events
Models: Mina Vang & Steven Rogers
Paper Goods: Love Betty Design
Flowers: Sharp Event Design + Lighting
Hair + Makeup: Rosie's Artistry
Linens: Ducky Bob's
Dress Designer: Winnie Couture
Cake: Delicious Cakes
Caterer: Wendy Krispin Caterer
Entertainment: Rod Baker, DFW Parties
Transportation: Blue Diamond Limousines 
Drink Service: Bravo Entertainment