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    Gynecologically Speaking

    So, I’m just sayin’… I know that we don’t talk about the amount of sex that everybody has on his or her honeymoon, but we should. I know that you will be busy relaxing and reminiscing about your perfect wedding day on that beautiful tropical island you have jetted off to, but you will also be busy getting busy too. So be proactive! Make an appointment with your gynecologist before your trip, and ask him/her to give you a script for a UTI infection (that you fill prior to your trip) to take with you. There is nothing worse then being away from home, especially in a foreign country, and having an issue “down there”. Better safe than sorry!

    And on that note… don’t forget to take your pills, insert your birth control, use a condom, etc. You don’t want to come back from your honeymoon with more then a tan.

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    Reader Comments (3)

    This post is the funniest thing ever! We are getting married in June, and I NEVER would have thought about a UTI infection (which I have only had a few times in my life, and usually at the beginning of a relationship). Thanks for the tip! Talk about ruining your honeymoon.

    April 14, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSexy Time

    You're funny! How do you even come up with this stuff? Really great advice though. Unfortunately, I'm no stranger to a UTI and never would have thought about getting a perscription before I went away. My vagina thanks you!

    May 2, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBride to Be

    How stupid can you be? You never heard of birth control? The pill "makes you fat". Condoms are safe and cheap. If you don't use one of the 2 you will become fatter in 3 months that what the birth control pill will ever cause! An no..screwing standing up will not prevent pregnancy...if you believe that you are very niave! Play with fire you get burned and "rhythm" is the beat to music!

    May 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLola

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