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    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ Bitchless Gone Bad

    Am I getting soft? Am I losing my edge? Seriously, I MUST be, because it's the only reason I can possibly think of for some crazy, bitch bride to write such a scathing email about fucking typos. No really, TYPOS... The ones I occasionally have on BB. I know, right? WHAT the fuck? Totally makes me think that perhaps I've been too nice these days if somebody thinks that it's okay to be such a petty little bitch. Well, my niceness is about to go away... 

    Because you haven't seen me be mean yet, brideys. You've seen me be blunt, straightforward and honest, but mean for the sake of being mean? Yeah, that's just not the way I roll. You see, I actually have respect for what you are going through, brideys... I GET what you're going through. If wedding planning were easy, then I wouldn't have a job. And my goal? Well, my goal is to see all of you brideys do it better, do it nicer and do it without being a bitch. That's WHY I started Bitchless Bride. Personally, I like to see BB as proactive constructive criticism. And you know what? I wouldn't dish it if I couldn't take it. And, I can take constructive criticism. I can take tough advice. I can take the truth. But, what I can't take? Is nit picky bullshit.

    Seriously, I am open to improvement, to receiving emails telling me that one of my links is dead or that I have a typo here and there, but this bitch? She had the audacity to connect a few typos on Bitchless Bride to my competency as a wedding planner. Really, bridey? C'mon, that's just fucking weak. I love Bitchless Bride, but this blog has never been and will never be a place where literaries come to discuss Dickens or Kafka, or to mark the pages with red pen because I ended a sentence with a fucking preposition. It's a place where hopefully brides and vendors alike come to laugh and learn, and leave with a smile and an education. That's all. No need to get deeper than that. No need play dirty or pull my hair. So you know what? Fuck you, bridey. Did I spell that right?

    And the next time I have a typo, or my grammar isn't correct, please send me an email that has my back instead of stabbing me in it. Got it? I mean... Damn girl, I feel bad (or is it badly?) for your fiancé.

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    Reader Comments (9)

    Just made me laugh out loud and punch my fist in the air! Way to go Bitchless! Well said and fair play to you! Absolutely awesome!

    April 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAnita Edwards

    Hey Anita,

    Thanks for your support! Right??? WTF?? I bet this bride is a fucking GEM to work with...


    April 30, 2013 | Registered CommenterBitchless Bride

    Right on, Bitchless. What a aunt. Oh, I spelled that wrong; it should start with a "C."

    April 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterJen

    AWESOME, as always!!

    Can you imagine having this typo/grammar nazi as a boss!?! I would be swinging from the stationary cupboard ceiling in less than a week lol...

    April 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBecca Smith

    As a (hopefully) non-bitchy very soon to be bride who has had much enjoyment from your blog and it's no-nonsense, irreverant style! F*ck her! :)

    April 30, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdreamalittledreamalot

    They're really is no reason for anyone to get so nitpicky over there grammar. Their obviously just anal retentive types that should be "C U Next Tuesday" punted!!! (Yes, I did intentionally misuse all three forms of there , their and they're!!!!!)

    April 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBridal Bitch

    Lets be thankful she's not our bride. In fact someone who has that much time on her hands most likely wouldn't be sage enough to hire a professional. Good for you and god help her fiancé.

    April 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterWdngplnr

    Haven't had as much time to read your blogs lately, which is a shame because I always enjoy them! But I am so happy I chose to read this one today. LMAO (oh wait, is that allowed? Or am I an incompetent designer for using an acronym?)

    April 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLiz Fields

    This is my first time reading your blog and this one was the first one to pop up. I have to say that it was hilarious!!! I look forward to reading your other uncandid blogs.

    April 30, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterWhite Light Events

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