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    Fantasy Friday ~ The Flower Bed

    I asked for "cool shit". Seriously, that's the exact phrase I used when I put it out there (via Two Bright Lights), and I TOTALLY got it with this submission! I really, really love this shoot, brideys. I think it is a perfect example of how to get creative with a sexy boudoir shoot, and just a fantastically awesome shoot in general! Not to mention some seriously fabulous headpieces! Like, for real, bridey... FAB U LOUS!!! I don't want to waste too much time "talking". Let's get right to it, shall we? Let the scrolling begin, girls!!

    I need these shoes. It's funny tho... I can totally picture them with jeans OR under a vintagey, lacey wedding dress. Gonna quote one of my favorite Ryan Gosling movies... Crazy, Stupid, Love. Yeah, you know it... Isn't she "the perfect combination of sexy and cute"?

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    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ Allow Me to Show You a Sand Ceremony, Henna and Tons of Purple!

    I love all of the colorful details encapsulated in Jennifer and Shelia's wedding. Not only was it a beautiful day to get married, but their story is quite beautiful too! You see, both their ceremony and reception took place at the Coronado Community Center which happens to be just down the street from where Sheila had popped the question. I mean, how cool is it that their wedding essentially allowed them to share their engagement with their friends and family too? Right? LOVE IT! 

    But, seriously, bridey... Check out the amazing ceremony! I do love a sand ceremony and what it represents, and I especially love the kick ass colors they choose to blend! Click on the link to see what it all means... It's pretty fucking cool.

    A little note from the photographer, Jennifer Corbin: Their wedding day was an incredible day full of joy, love and emotion. The toast from Sheila’s brother was filled with laughs and tears and lots of love for his sister. One of my favorite parts was when Sheila’s cousins did a traditional dance for the newlyweds. In all honestly the day went by so quickly, and before I knew it I was saying goodbye to the sweet couple. Thank you Jennifer and Shelia for allowing me to be a part of your big day, I know I will think back on it fondly for years to come.

    Beautiful henna... Simply stunning... Lovin' the purple shoes too!! 
    Awwwww.... I love the first look. I really, really do!!
    Incredible! I totally dig their nails too... I see a party nail!! Oh yeah!YEAH!!!!!!

    A MAZ ING!!!!! Such beautifully passionate colors!!

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    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ "Entitled Bitch Mode"

    Brideys, this has got to stop. I feel like every few months we have to revisit this topic, and every time we do, I get just as annoyed as the time before. So, for the millionth time, ahem… “BRIDEY, STOP THINKING THAT YOU GET EVERYTHING FOR FREE!!”

    Where is this stemming from you ask? Well, I was on an appointment with a bride the other day, and I was so super embarrassed, that it was all I could do not to scream, “ENOUGH WITH THE BULLSHIT”, or just run away screaming. And in retrospect, I probably should have run away screaming instead of trying to defuse the situation. I mean, I did actually defuse the situation, but it was uncomfortable, and oh, did I mention embarrassing? Yeah…

    Allow me to set the scene… My very well put together, and obviously wealthy bride (which just makes it worse) and I were at her wedding venue discussing next steps with the event manager assisting us with the plans, when all of a sudden she went into what I call “entitled bitch mode” (EBM for short). It was like she was puking entitlement all over the place, and before I could stop her, she exploded.

    It went something like this: 

    Bridey: “I really need you to work with us on the pricing, Kimberly (the event manager), waving her three carat diamond ring in the air. I really want the foie gras crusted beef tenderloin, but I need you to charge me the seared chicken prices.” 

    Kimberly: “Um….” She said with WTF written all over her face.

    Unfortunately, my bride picked up on this… And, oh dear God… the EBM was revving up!

    Bridey: “Kimberly, do you even realize how lucky you are to have my business? I had several venues to choose from, and I picked THIS one. So, I’m going to need you to work with me, because YOU’RE REALLY LUCKY TO HAVE ME HERE." 

    Kimberly glanced over at me for a little event planner to wedding planner telepathy. I got this message all right…with one look, that poor planner said told me that, “this bitch is crazy.”

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    Fantasy Friday ~ Let's Get Married at Our Favorite Bar!

    Autumn and Tim. Yeah, they're cool. I mean, any couple who chooses to get married at a piano bar has got to be cool! Right? I fucking love it. LOVE IT! And you know what? There's a lot more to love about this couple and their wedding day. Autumn got ready at home and then got a ride to the ceremony (scroll down). No frills, just FAB! And you know what else is FAB? Her wedding dress! Phenomenal! It looks absolutely incredible on her. And with the belt? OMG!!!

    Bridey, if you can't feel the love emanating from this post, then something's wrong with you. Autumn is super close with her family, and I just about passed out from all of the mushiness. So lovely. So extraordinary. So weddingy, all without the bitchiness. So, take it in, and let it get to you. I did...

    I love this dress. I love these shoes. I love the peacock feather. I love the bouquet.STUN NING. Autumn, your ass looks amazing!!!!I counted ten bridesmaids, one flower girl and a bride.If that's not veil love, then I don't know what is...

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    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ Timing Really is Everything

    Sarah and Griffin... I mean... it really doesn't get much cuter than this couple. Right? LQQK up (OMG... I really needed to do the thing with the QQs). I truly love everything about their story, including the timing. I hate to sound cliche, but timing really is everything. This couple had mutual friends all throughout college and didn't meet until the summer of their last year. How is that possible? But, who knows... Had they met earlier, maybe it wouldn't have happened. Maybe this wouldn't have made it to BB because it never would have been... 

    A blurb from the bride: Griffin and I met the summer of our last year in college. Despite having mutual friends and being at the same events our paths didn’t cross until a night of dancing with friends in Arlington, VA, right as the summer was ending. It started out with texts and long phone calls and became weekends of visiting each other back and forth. A year later Griffin’s military career started, sending him to Fort Knox, Fort Sill, Fort Hood and Iraq while I remained in Virginia. In the winter of 2011, with Griffin home safe from deployment, we started planning our journey to Fort Hood with one last goodbye party with family and friends. It was at this party where Griffin finally surprised me by getting down on one knee in front of our closest family and friends. On April 13, 2013 we had our intimate, garden wedding at the Birkby House and are living the married life in Texas with our furry children, Raja, Dobby, and Penny.

    Are you totally DY ING over her hair? Love the do and love the bling!Some serious veil love happening here...Griffin, you're totally adorbs! Looks like a fun group of guys!Lovely.Um... This is SUPER clever. Seriously, why not play "I Spy" when it really counts like at a wedding instead of a long, boring car ride? "I spy with my little eye, the groom watching the bride from a distance..." LOVE IT!A splash of color in the writing...How could you not love the pig wedding cake toppers?Can't miss this!!Oh... Look at the little love birds!!!

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    Photographer: T.Y. Photography
    Caterer: Six Star Catering
    Florist: herndon florist
    Bakery: Sweets by E
    Reception Venue: Thomas Birkby House