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    Wednesday
    Feb192014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Lovely, Do it Yourself, Uniquely Country Wedding

    I love this wedding. And I think that I love it so much because I would never be able to do all of the DIY aspects captured so beautifully in this wedding. My style? Pay somebody to do it for me. Yeah, not quite DIY. More like HSEDIFY (Have Somebody Else do it For You). But, you already know that about me. Anyway, Stephanie and Tyler are not only adorable, but their taste? AWESOME! (OMG, I almost said awesome-sauce... Don't even ask!) I love that the bridesmaids dresses are all completely different and instead of fancy shoes, they are rockin' cowboy boots, and that the groomsmen are wearing multicolored bow ties and carnation boutonnieres. 

    So, bridey, if you are a DIYer, then this wedding will definitely give you some FAB ideas to incorporate into your own wedding planning. I mean, they say that imitation is the best form of flattery, so imitate away!

    Love this shot! I love those bridesmaid dresses! And the boots? FABU!!Go ahead... Pin it!Kickass bow ties! Adorable bunch of dudes too!Simple, easy, and cool (and totally functional too!).I love everything about this pic! And a little girl in cowboy boots? SO CUTE!Time to grab your notebook, brideys! Let the DIY BEGIN! Look down...

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    Tuesday
    Feb182014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ Retrospective Perspective

    Bridey, have you ever looked back at certain moments in your life and uttered, “OMG in retrospect, if I could go back, I’d do it all differently…” Seriously, who hasn’t, right? I mean, there are SEVERAL instances in my life which have me uttering, “Holy crap, what the fuck was I thinking?!” CRINGE! The reason I am bringing this up is because I’d hate for you to look back on your wedding and ask yourself, “How come I was such a bitch during my wedding planning?”

    The reality? How you choose to behave during your wedding planning will be part of your wedding memories. And do you really want those memories marked with such aggravation and bitchiness? Trust me, your vendors will get over it and forget about you after the wedding. But, your behavior is something that you can’t take back, and if you were a total bitch during your planning, I'd be willing to be that down the road, you’ll wish you weren’t.

    Rather than preach to you about how you’ll regret your bad behavior, blah blah blah, let’s try to figure out what has you so worked up, and what we can do about it.

    · Is it the money? I mean, let’s be honest, you’re probably spending more for one day than you will ever spend in your life. But, bridey, it’s important to separate the money from the emotion. Period. If things get messed up, sorry… WHEN things get messed up, you’ll deal with it and you’ll still get married. Your life won't be ruined, okay? So, don’t sweat the small stuff.

    · Is it your in-laws? Fiancé? Both? Well then talk about it! For God’s sake, if you don’t communicate NOW, then what does this say about your marriage; your future; the rest of your life? If this is a glimpse into your future, then obviously you are freaked out. But, bridey, if that’s the case, then you need to talk about it. And go straight to the source(s) because taking it out on everybody else is not helping, it’s hurting. Don’t pussyfoot around either. Be blunt. Be bold. Be bitchless.

    · Is it nerves? Are you worried that you don’t know how to do this? That your wedding will suck? Well, settle down. Nobody expects perfection. In fact, most of your guests don’t even want to go to your wedding. True story. So, get over it. Do yoga, exercise, take Xanax, have some wine and get down and dirty with your man. I mean, not all on the same day or time, but…

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    Friday
    Feb142014

    Fantasy Friday ~ A Fabulous, Non-Valentine's Day Post

    I despise Valentine's Day. Single or married or with some sort of sig other, I have always hated this "holiday". Seriously, it was all I could do to post a Valentine's Day shoot last year (even though I totally loved the pics), so this year I decided to stray away from all the hearts and stupid candy, and show you, brideys, something that I think is so fucking fabulous; something that will make you forget the "norm", and remember that no matter what you do, making your wedding day (and/or bridal shoot) about who you are as a couple is what counts. 

    On that note, bridey, enjoy these photographs of Morgan and Taylor as you wolf down your Russel Stover candy, and gaze at your stupid Valentine's Day flowers... And, you're welcome. You're welcome, because I know that you desperately need a break from all of the pink that's puking all over itself today. (Clearly I'm much more bitter about Valentine's Day than I thought!)

    Dying over Morgan's dress. Dying over Morgan's headpiece. And I find myself quite curious about Taylor's earings, or ears rather. Can somebody please tell me how you get your lobes that big? SERIOUSLY. I really want to know.Sexy. Fabulous. Pink Lips.Taylor, you are quite honestly, the coolest groom ever.Hey girl... Why don't you come closer?The coolness factor of these two is pretty awesome. I was never that cool, and won't be.Morgan and Taylor, thank you for helping me forget that it's Valentine's Day!

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    Photographer:  Amy Cloud Photography 
    Dress: Gateway Bridal
    Tux: Decades 
    Flowers: Soil and Stem

    Wednesday
    Feb122014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Homestyle, Colorado, Beautiful Backyard Wedding

    I love that this wedding was submitted to me not only because of the stunning details, but because it's truly a "bitchless" wedding. Seriously, I LOVE that "bitchless" is more than just a trademark. The whole reason why I put my heart and soul into this website is to educate you, bridey, and if the word bitchless is becoming a thing, then I guess I am doing something right. 

    Check out the little bit by the fabulous photographer, Urban Safari Photography: " I am thrilled to submit Tina + Alex's seriously bitchless, backyard wedding! I'm not kidding, these two were absolute joys to photograph. There was not a single moment of bridezilla-ness or groomzilla-ness, and I'm so happy to have shared their wedding day with them. They planned a killer backyard wedding in the hills of the beautiful mountains in Colorado..."

    I've seen this photo a million different ways, but this is by far one of my faves...Tina, you look STUN NING! Just a couple of dapper boys waiting for some girls...I love the jewel toned flowers! And that awesome altar... WOW!Okay, cowboy boots aren't my thing, but DAMN they look good on everybody else!Um, nice backyard!!!!!I love the small intimate bridal party.Okay. I had to show you this picture. Honestly, I wasn't really sure where to place it, so, here is good!

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    Tuesday
    Feb112014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ It's Time to Trash the Wedding Day Countdown

    Today, I've decided to pick up from where I left off last week… In case you missed my post last Tuesday, I wrote Five BASIC Ways to be The Best Bride Ever! Let's focus on # 4… You know the whole wedding day countdown? The “63 Days Until I’m Mrs. Whogivesafuck” post on FaceBook? Don't get me wrong, some of you need a countdown so that it prompts you to remember to get off your ass and get the shit done for your wedding which has been on your “to do” list for too long. But, for you cray cray brideys (and you know who you are), a wedding day countdown can be your own personal hell. You log into your account on The Knot, and you see that you have 68 days until your wedding, sorry, ONLY 68 days until your wedding, and you break out into a cold sweat, and then proceed to torture the rest of us; namely your vendors.

    Outside of constantly seeing wedding countdown shit all over FaceBook, I happen to be working with a bride who EVERY TIME we talk (and that's quite a bit), she tells me how many days there are until the wedding. EVERY FUCKING TIME! I mean, it’s all I can do not to dropkick her ass. Seriously, when she breaks out into the whole number of days, hours, and minutes until her wedding, I reach for the Xanax. And, it's not for her, it's for ME! NOT because I am stressed; this is my job, bridey, I got this, but because I need to calm my body so that I don’t pound this chick!

    Bridey, of course you should be aware of how much time you have until your wedding! But, knowing how long you have until your wedding should excite you, not stress you to the point of panic. Because panic makes you say and do shit that isn’t logical.

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