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    Tuesday
    Dec162014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ A Sometimes Sweet, Sometimes Snide Jekyll and Hyde Bride

    So, I'm working with this amazing bride. She's sweet, kind and rocks s sense of humor that gives me belly laughs. On the other hand, I'm working with a bride who sometimes makes my skin crawl with each snarky email, short, terse voicemail and cringeworthy verbal diatribes. The crazy thing? It's the same fucking bride! Same chick. True story. And the worst part? In true Jekyll and Hyde fashion, she lacks consistency on a consistent basis. I never know which girl I'm gonna get. It's a brutal, sometimes abusive relationship and I'm sick of it.

    I don't know how her fiancé deals with this shit. 'Cause I'm about to lose my fucking mind. Seriously, if you're going to be a bitch, then be a bitch. And, if you're going to be awesome and funny, then be awesome and funny. But, this Jekyll and Hyde crap? I hate it, and I'm about to go coo coo on her ass. Because frankly, I got rid of this kind bullshit in my life a long time ago. I don't associate with people like this anymore; I'm too old and don't have the patience. Not too mention it's exhausting.

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    Friday
    Dec122014

    Fantasy Friday ~ An Engagement Shoot with Some Serious Style

    You know those couples that you can just tell you're going to like? Well, Andrea and Travis are certainly one of those couples. They are incredibly cute, and have a sense of humor! Holy shit, what a concept?!! Right? I am so over the stuffy, boring engagement shoots. Those suck. Those are boring. Those are vanilla. Bridey, why not indulge your quirky side and have some fun? Don't let your humdrum, uneventful engagement shoot be a glimpse of how your wedding is going to be! Seriously, bridey, if I received a save-the-date from Andrea and Travis, I would look forward to their wedding. I would automatically think that their wedding would be entertaining somehow based solely on what I see in these fun photos!!

    Brooke, of Brooke Taylor Studios said that, "I just had to share this adorably hilarious couple with the world. Andrea and Travis are fun, quirky and so absolutely in love. We created a special styled picnic engagement shoot with all local Seattle products (cheese, sparkling wine, apples, etc). We couldn't have expected to have such a fun time laughing and shooting right as the rain started. The couple decided to push through the rain and I am glad we did because we got a lot of great images of them and they couldn't be happier with the results." I completely agree, Brooke!

    Andrea, you look beautiful! Love this pic!! Too cool for school!I'm sorry, but this is too fucking funny!!! OMG! He proposed! LOL!!! BTW... Love how Andrea's foot is in the air!They really are a cute couple!Drop me and your done, Travis!! 

    Industry Peeps:

    Photographer:  Brooke Taylor Studios
    Floral Designer: Delightful Details
    Event Venue: Parson's Gardens

    Submitted via Two Bright Lights

    Wednesday
    Dec102014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ When Models Get Married... Beautiful Inside and Out

    This is a beautiful wedding with beautiful people. Seriously, they’re models and hot damn are they good looking! But, beyond the aesthetics, the décor and our stunning B+G, these two absolutely get it. They get each other! In one little paragraph, Amanda, the bride sums it all up when she says that, “…I was so excited to plan our wedding, but I also in a sense didn’t even care if anything went wrong, I just knew I wanted to marry him. All I cared about was taking those vows and enjoying our special day with the people we love. And, that’s exactly what happened. The night was perfect and beautiful, and everyone we loved was there to celebrate with us.” Applause!!! Applause!!! Applause!!!

    There is no doubt that there is a ton of inspiration in this gorgeous wedding. You’ll see lush gardens, gold sequined linens, cathedral ceilings, etc. But, the most inspiration should come from the story Amanda and Victor are going to tell as you become intoxicated with the details.

    Take it away Amanda and Victor!

    Victor: I met the love of my life while venturing into the modeling world, I am just a lucky dog to be chosen by a local photographer with a concept to recreate an old music video trough images. This is how our paths crossed and I fell in love the moments I saw her but even I wasn’t aware of how in love I was with her. Our shoot took place on the beaches of San Francisco and just like my wife that city now holds a very special place in my heart for making that moment so special….

    Amanda: I first talked to Victor on Facebook; he contacted me to ask me advice about the modeling world because it was all new to him. He had shot photos with a photographer I had worked with before, and this photographer friend asked if I’d be able to do a couple’s shoot on the beach, so I said yes! The shoot was going to be a recreation of the music video “Wicked Games.” So, come to find out, the other model she set me up with for the shoot was Victor! The city of San Francisco, especially the beach, is a weakness for me… and so is a handsome man… so that day couldn’t have been any more perfect. Without even knowing it, we had this natural attraction towards one another. He made me feel so beautiful and confident; he was such a sweet gentleman. I was so nervous and yet he made me feel so calm and collected. I will never forget that day, the whole ride home, I was in the front seat and he was in the back, and he reached around and touched my arm and flirted with me the whole ride home. I felt like a little girl falling in love!

    Amanda: After that (the shoot), we had our first date, and we just hit it off. He was perfect in every way. I had finally found the man I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. This was a new feeling for us both, we were both so in love and that’s all we knew. Victor: A year after we met (Valentine’s week) I decided to take her back where it all began… on the beaches of San Francisco, and it took all of me to finally calm down and pop the question. I reached into my pocket with my trembling hand and asked her if she wanted to spend the rest of her life with me …to my surprise she said yes!!! At that moment I felt my nervousness replaced by so much joy and happiness and excitement for the wedding planning months ahead…Victor: My personal favorite part of the wedding was seeing her walk down the aisle glowing like I’ve never seen her before, in her beautiful wedding dress thinking to myself how surreal this moment was and how incredibly lucky I was to be able to soon call this beautiful woman my wife ….OMG. These are probably my favorite linens ever! I love using these!

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    Tuesday
    Dec092014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ Get a Muzzle for Your Mother! When Open Bar Turns Ugly...

    You know what? I have FUCKING had it!!! To say that I am appalled at the behavior I have witnessed tonight would be the fucking understatement of the year. Seriously, I have never had to suppress the urge to backhand a mother of the bride in my entire career until now. And, trust me; I have had some pretty awful MOBs, but tonight? Oh dear God. 

    Let’s talk about the bar at your wedding, shall we, bridey? Look, I have not made it a secret that I hate cash bars. That said, as a planner I’ve worked with clients who don’t have the means to purchase drinks for 150 of their closest friends and family members. These brides would rather spend their money on food and décor, and that’s just fine. I don’t have to like it, but I totally get it. But, on the flip side, bridey, if you choose to keep the bar open, then keep the fucking bar open and shut your fucking eyes. Don’t monitor each and every drink that is poured, drunk and then cleared by the staff. Don’t scrutinize the bartenders with your devil eyes (ahem… MOB). If you were at all concerned about the bar bill adding up, then you should have negotiated a per person package price for the booze BEFORE the wedding. Because a bar based on the number of beverages consumed can add up, and quickly.

    “I don’t have a drinking crowd.” She said. Bullshit. Yes you do. Once your guests realize that they are not responsible for buying their own cocktails, you’re fucked. Because NOW, my dear, you have a drinking crowd. Somebody else is paying for their booze, so OF COURSE your guests are going to take full advantage! They’re going to drink their fucking faces off!

    Annnnndddd…. Besides, scrutinizing the bartenders pouring abilities… You’re pissed because they accepted a tip? Fuck you. This is their livelihood! This is what they do to pay their rent! How dare you have the audacity to question it! Was there a tip jar? C’mon, that’s tacky. No. Was there a basket? Nope. Still tacky. Did some super smart gentleman drop a bill down ON THE BAR and quietly suggest that the bartender take care of him? Yup. Smart move if you ask me. Well, to say that the MOB did not like the bartender accepting tips “because I already paid him” is putting it lightly. Did she freak out? Yeah… And LOUDLY! 

    Know what she said about the bartender? Actually, know what she shouted loudly about the bartender during the cocktail hour? “I hate him. He is disgusting.” REALLY? You hate him. He’s disgusting? OMG. Quit projecting lady; you're the disgusting one. It's not up to you if your guests want to take care of the bartender(s) for taking care of them. You can't ask your guests not to give an additional tip, and you can't ask the bartender not to take it. 'Tis the nature of the business. 

    So, bridey, if you're going to provide an open bar for your guests at your wedding, then remember these two key points. AHEM... 1. It's DEFINITELY going to be more than you anticipated (if you did not go for a pre-negotiated per person beverage price). 2. Your bartenders will make additional tips. PERIOD. No basket or tip jar required. And if you don't like it, too bad. Keep your mouth shut, or better yet? Get a muzzle for your mother.

    Image via Sweet Cocktails

    Friday
    Dec052014

    Fantasy Friday ~ An Intimate, Warm, Heartfelt Wedding with Kickass Décor 

    Know what caught my eye about this stunning wedding, bridey? The simplicity. The sense of weightlessness. The intimacy. Oh! And the amazing details! Considering that I am a seriously detailed individual, this wedding definitely made me stop and study the gorgeousness (shit, is that a word?!). And even before I read the blurb from Greta with FROM THE HIP, I could totally tell that Nicole and Eric were the kind of couple I would have loved to have worked with, based on how I felt from just looking at their stunning pictures! Greta mentioned that “this wedding was a happy, intimate and stress-free affair”. LOVE IT! 

    The most important thing to Nicole and Eric was enjoying their wedding day and appreciating their friends and family. If you scroll down, you will see long, beautiful tables with mismatched chairs (the bright blue ones are my fave!). The guests were served family style as if they were sitting around their kitchen table enjoying the company of those around them. Love and laughter filled the air, and then as the sun set the celebration continued with dancing in the dark and festivities. And THAT my friends, is what it’s all about… Enjoy!!

    Nicole & Eric you are such a HOT couple!OMG. I seriously love everything about this pic. The headpiece, the dress, the bouquet! Oh my!!!What a romantically fabulous kiss!!! I'm a sucker for how Eric is holding Nicole's head...Time to mix it up, baby!!Holy shit. Gorgeous. Sexy. Perfect.I cannot get enough of this! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the bright blue chairs, and the centerpieces!

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