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    Super Stylish Sunday ~ If You're Happy and You Know it...

    I'm a little in love with Carey and Alex. I say that a lot, I know, but, these days, when you see a fantastic couple, and a totally Bitchless Bride, my emotions get the best of me, and I fall in love. What can I say? I guess that I am somewhat of a softie after all. And this wedding? Well, let's just say that I cannot get enough of Carey, the bride. Seriously? TOTAL GIRL CRUSH. And you know why, brideys? Because she is BEAMING from start to finish. BEAMING. The way a bride should be on her wedding day. Right? I mean, there is something about Carey that simply exudes pure and utter happiness. 

    Okay... moving on from my girl crush... The other reason why I love this wedding so much is because of all of the details. You all know that I am whore for cake, and this cake is so simple, and so lovely that I just... can't... I can't... So, I encourage you, bridey, to scroll, to take it all in. The details, the beauty, but most of all the joy. Because, Carey? Well, Carey is an example of how every single bride (and groom) should walk through her wedding day. 

    Couldn't you just squeeze her?!!!I am lovin' the DIY aspects of the wedding. Beautiful and simple.Honestly? At first I thought her mom was patting her ass (in a loving way of course). But, then I realized that she's holding up the train. Still totally love the photo, but...Again... LOOK at Carey! BEAMING! STUNNING!!! AMAZING!!!

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    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Hot Pink Wearin', Summer Dreamin' Kind of Wedding

    I'm dreaming in pink these days. Actually, I'm dreaming in summer these days... I was going to hold off on posting this FAB wedding because it's December, and this is from August, but then I got to thinking that we all could use a little bit of sun, some green grass, and some hot fucking pink! Right? Plus, I'm sure that many of you brideys trolling BB are getting married over the summer, and this wedding has some fantastic inspiration for you. 

    Emily and Kurt have some serious spunk, and it's pretty clear in the photographs. Brideys, as you scroll down, you will see the hot pink bridesmaids dresses, and the kick ass hot pink vests that the groomsmen are rockin'! I mean, they say that only real men can wear pink, and DAMN, these guys are wearing it well!

    But, there's more to why I love this wedding so much (outside of dreaming of a lovely summer day), there is a ton of DIY aspects, and as you know, BB is not a DIYer, so whenever I see weddings that are DIY, I feel the need to honor them somehow... Does that even make sense? Fuck, the cold is getting to me. I seriously feel dumber with every degree the temperature drops... So enough out of me! Just scroll, brideys!!

    I am such a sucker for glitter and pearls... Um, could you bust? Awwww... Kurt.... What a lovely message to get before walking down the aisle!Ahem... DIY!!! LOVE IT!Look at all of the hot pink! And it's such a nice summer day too.... Love the bubbles!

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    The Truth Doesn't Have to Hurt Tuesday ~ Why to Pop the Question on Christmas

    This is a sponsored post.

    Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la.

    And surely it is a time of joy, fun, family and friends, and it can also be an incredibly romantic time. Depending on which hemisphere you live, you can either snuggle up by an open fire and watch the snow fall, or oil up, spread out the beach towel, and soak up the rays. Both propositions have their own unique appeal.

    And speaking of propositions, Xmas is also a perfect time to propose. Just think about it; with love and good cheer in the air, family at the ready, and a background of “giving,” could there be a better time to ask that special other for their hand in marriage?

    There may be people who think that Valentine’s Day, only two and a half months down the road, and with all it connotes is perhaps the day to perfect day to propose, but aren’t Valentine’s Day proposals becoming a bit clichéd? They lack the element of surprise that a Christmas proposal packs and they also lack the gathering of family and that certain je ne sais quoi that is the atmosphere that seemingly pervades during the Xmas – New Year period.

    It is also easier to hide your intentions with a Xmas proposal. Hang the engagement ring on the tree disguised as just another decoration and then pop the question with the “decoration” at hand. Decorate the tree with lights that spell out “Marry me,” then darken the room and turn on the lights at the appropriate moment; the different ways of proposing on Xmas are only limited by your imagination. And given that gift-giving is part of the season, it is the perfect cover for your plans.

    How about hanging a Xmas stocking with the ring placed right at the bottom in the corner? Chances are that your future fiancé will miss finding it and you can play a game about them missing something. If they do find it, simply move on to Plan B and propose – either way it will be memorable.

    A proposal should be many things – unforgettable, fun, and romantic. It should have a twist or two to help make it special and should also, if it does not actually involve family, then at least be in close proximity to family, so that you can spread the happy news quickly. Xmas meets all these criteria as the perfect time to pop the big question.

    Special things happen on Christmas. Important things happen on Christmas. Memorable things happen on Christmas. What could be more special, important, or memorable than making sure that your one true love is officially taken off the market? I’ll tell you what is more special – doing it on Christmas.

    What ring do you want for Christmas? Have a look at Genesis Diamond's Henri Daussi Collection for a festive and sparkling ring of your choice!


    Bitchless Bride will BRB...

    As in I'll be right back!

    I got a little fire I have to put out on this Friday the 13th!

    But, don't worry, brideys! I’ll be right back... And not to get all mushy, but I really do appreciate you, and love all of the feedback you provide me with daily. So for now, remember to follow BB on Twitter, check out my Pinterest page and connect with me on FaceBook to see what's going on in my head.


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    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ City Hall, Here We Come!

    As a girl who eloped to Vegas, I can certainly love and appreciate a small, intimate city hall wedding. Especially when it's in San Francisco (I have a love affair with that city after having had lived there!!). The building itself makes one hell of a backdrop (which you will see), and Coco and Steve are super cute as they gallivant around the place! Not too mention that I adore how they clearly make fun of the height difference between them. 

    From Steve: "Coco is the funniest girl I've ever met and she can always make me laugh, even if I don't want to. She has the most beautiful smile and I always get happy when I think of or see her. She's extremely intelligent and worldly and keeps me in check. I learn a lot from her and know that I can depend on her. Most importantly, she is the most caring and loving person, and I'm grateful to spend the rest of my life with her!"

    I can't... I love hearing from the groom, but this? Well, this is pretty fucking awesome! 

    This shot is so cool. Just look at the B+G! Simply hanging out on the window pane!I have veil and succulent bouquet envy. Is that strange?I know that they are making it official, and that this is somewhat of a serious moment, but I can't help noticing and loving the top of her wedding dress! RIGHT? LOVE IT!!I swear, this pic is out of a movie.From Coco: "Stephen is my rock. When things don't go as planned or overwhelm me, he always knows how to calm my nerves. He makes me laugh when I don't think I can. His confidence gives me confidence. I know that as long as I am with him, he will keep me safe and take care of me, which brings a certain inner calm to me. He's the one that I want to grow old with."
    Now THAT'S a kiss!!!!! I love a good dip...

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