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    Friday
    Oct172014

    Fantasy Friday ~ A Glamorous Styled Shoot That'll Make You Hungry for More!

    I literally drooled over this one, brideys. I mean... The sweet table is so delectable that I actually had to go get myself a damn fancy cupcake (okay, two) in preparation of this post so that I could make it through without raiding my kitchen. Yeah... I have cupcake issues. The sweet table together with the stunning wedding gowns and sexy bridesmaid dress (yup... you read that correctly... S E X Y BRIDESMAID DRESS) makes this styled shoot the perfect mix of delicious and hot. Totally my kind of show... 

    Annie Chang from L'Estelle Photography said that the, "aim is high fashion, with a destination feel. The location is a unique rocky landscape at a beach, located within Whytecliff Park, in West Vancouver, BC, and is perfect for our concept. We used soft bridal colors, like pastel pink and white, with darker colors like purple and black, to produce a more dramatic and fashion theme." 

    Fucking sexy and soft all at the same time!Could you just die over this mermaid gown? LOVE the asymmetrical sweetheart neckline, and ruffled skirt...Bridey, don't you totally want to be her right now?!!Holy shit with the black orchids! Wow!H.O.L.Y.L'Estelle PhotographyThe pastry, invitation, and floral designers worked together to make our concept come to life.

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    Wednesday
    Oct152014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ The Doctor is Out

    Sorry, brideys, but the doctor is out... Come back on Friday for Fantasy Friday, but for now, I gotta go deal with some shit.

    Image via Flickr

    Tuesday
    Oct142014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ A Crazy, Drunk Groom, a Naked Bitch and a Cinco de Mayo Witch

    Let me start off by saying that our company must have some sort of magnet for the crazies.

    Crazy #1, "The Drunk Groom"

    Our company was hired by a bride and groom for their rental items. They requested delivery and set up the day before (nothing out of the ordinary). We arrived late afternoon the day before as promised with every item they rented. Set up was perfect, all good to go. Around 11:00pm that night, my phone rings. It's the groom. He's screaming that we were late and that the color is not at all what he wanted. It took us a while to actually make out what he was saying between the screams and slurred speech. My husband takes the phone and tries to explain that it is impossible for us to be late...everything was already set up and your wedding is tomorrow. And as far as the color, what are you talking about you saw the swatch beforehand. Somehow this man thought that it was going to look different in the room. He then demands that we switch out everything for a different color, which is impossible since it is now 11:30pm on a Friday. 

    We try to explain that this is the color they ordered, we even send pictures of our linen swatches to show him. This only infuriates him more; he claims that he wants my husband to go there right now so he can kick his ass. Yes, this man on the night before his wedding is trying to fight us. My husband tells him to calm down, he's getting married tomorrow, and everything they ordered is there and ready to be used. The groom goes ballistic saying "How dare you f***ing threaten me?! You piece of sh**! You scumbag! I'm going to find you RIGHT NOW!” My husband responded, "Ok then, see you soon." We never heard from him again. 

    The day after their wedding this man is supposed to be on his honeymoon (it was a destination wedding) enjoying his new bride, but no. He takes to the internet viciously bashing us everywhere he could, claiming the owner threatened him, we refused to help them, we were late to their wedding, and that everything was filthy. This was in 2012.

    It is now 2014 and the man continues to stalk our company. Every few months we will receive notifications that he is updating his review or publishing reviews on companies that he thinks are related to us. 

    Crazy #2, "Crazy Naked Bitch"

    We were hired by a woman for a party at her home.

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    Friday
    Oct102014

    Fantasy Friday ~ A Cultural, Romantic and Playful Engagement Session All in One

    So, bridey, there are like three scenes in this engagement shoot, and I love each and every one of them! It's a cultural, romantic and playful session all wrapped into one. Lately, I've been pretty obsessed with not having a boring engagement shoot, and Namrata and Jason totally succeeded in avoiding the mundane! As you enjoy the pretty pics, I'll let Namrata take it away and tell you about how she and Jason got together.

    From the bride: We met on match.com; he sent me a cute message on if I had my pumpkin carved since it was around Halloween. It took a month of messaging back and forth and then I finally meet Jason in person at lemon bar in Atlantic beach.

    Namrata, you are completely stunning! Lovin' the scenery...This is a steamy pic!Stunning...

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    Wednesday
    Oct082014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ Up Up and Away... An "Up" Inspired Styled Shoot with a Real Couple

    Guillaume + Michelle, Michelle + Guillaume, OMG, could ya' bust over this "Up" inspired styled shoot? I mean... It's exactly what I needed. So, today, I chose to show you something else besides a real wedding, because when I saw these pics, I instantly became happy. And honestly, even though you would never know it (because I'm fucking fantastically gifted at masking my melancholy with a smiley face), I'm kinda going through a bit of a rough time personally, and I was desperate for a smile. Needless to say, when I saw all of the rainbows, and eye candy, I couldn't resist. 

    As you browse these spectacular photographs (side note... spectacular is my dad's favorite word; true story...) I think you will agree with me when I say that Michelle + Guillaume are adorable. Seriously, you'll see it in every.single.photograph. And, Michelle is totally my kind of girl. This chick can hardly stop laughing throughout the shoot, and even though I wasn't there, it's obvious that she is having the time of her life, and it's heartwarming (see, I'm totally mushy right now...). Anyway, before I start crying, I'll shut up. Enjoy!

    LOVE the balloons and all of the color!!Michelle is so trying not to laugh, right?Amazing save the date. Amazing dress. Amazing jewels.All of the color and the cake are absolutely kickass!!Look at that kiss!! Michelle, I LOVE YOU!! You are too funny trying supress that laugh!Utter happiness... So quirky and cute!Um, gorgeous jewel toned flowers (dying over the butterflies!) and beautiful tea length dress!I can't even...Guillaume + Michelle, Michelle + Guillaume you are fabulous! Thank you for "up"lifting BB's spirit!

    Industry Peeps:

    Photographer:  Samantha Marie Photography
    Floral Designer: Flowers by Chelsea
    Transportation: Gangster For Hire
    Invitation Designer: Little Bee Impressions
    Cake Designer: Nana and Mama's Sweet Tooth
    Beauty: Oasis Salon
    Dress Store: Pancsofar's Bridal Boutique
    Etsy Designer: Sally Bateau
    DIY or Handmade Goods Designer: Simply Sisters Boutique
    Beauty: The Nail Artistry

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