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    Tuesday
    Jun242014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ A Quick & Dirty Etiquette Refresher for All of You Brides to Be!

    I feel a rant coming on... And maybe it's because I'm on vacation next week and I feel my patience wearing thin or maybe it's because I'm feeling completely burnt out from the craziness of wedding season, but this bridey really pissed me off. Know why? Well, she was a guest at this particular wedding (I knew she'd be there), and not only did she ask me several questions about her own wedding, comparing décor details and whatnot and even a few logistical questions, but she serial texted me décor ideas that she liked for her own wedding or would things she would change, as I was in the midst of running the event. Yeah... Are you fucking kidding me?

    So, my clients obviously knew each other, which is great, but when I'm running the event that I have put my blood, sweat and maybe even a few tears into, get outta my face. Seriously. Bridey, your day will come, and right now, I'm fucking busy making sure this event is flawless and as much as I like you, you don't matter to me right now. You hardly exist. Plus, your wedding isn't for months, and therefore I'm not focused on it as I'm running around checking every last detail for wedding I am orchestrating, TODAY!!!

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    Friday
    Jun202014

    Fantasy Friday ~ A Cajun, Louisianian, Nautical Inspired Bridal Shower Shoot

    If this styled shoot doesn't give you some colossal inspiration, bridey, then I'm afraid you're screwed. Just kidding, but seriously, this shoot is so awesomely bright and fabulous that it is sure to inspire even the uninspirable! If nothing else, it will totally brighten your day! Perfect for a Friday, right? You see, when a group of fabulous vendors get together and aren't bound by limitations, this is the shit they come up with; unabashed, bold and kickass events (or styled shoots)!

    Not only is this is a fantastic idea for a lovely bridal shower, but these elements incorporated into your wedding day would certainly add some serious heat! Aggressive colors with amazing decor would definitely get people talking. Want to stand out, bridey? Then STAND OUT! Be bold! Don't know how? Then scroll down! Enjoy!

    Amazing place setting! I love the place card. I love the wine glass. I love EVERYTHING about this!Great idea for message in a bottle!You know me and my love for cake... And this one is no exception. Simple and elegant.
    Don't you want to be there? I totally do!! And if you look down, you'll DEFINITELY want to be there!Oysters anybody? If you have an oyster bar at your wedding, I'd say you'd be pretty popular!I love this shoot! I feel super inspired! I feel super happy! If nothing else, I'm super thirsty definitely craving a cocktail.

    Industry Peeps:

    Photographer: Sweet Lovely
    Makeup Artist: Ashley Sievert Beauty
    Equipment Rentals: Event Rentals
    Invitation Designer: Fiore Creative
    Lighting: Firefly Ambiance
    Dress Store: Haus 131
    Other: Mrs. Vintage
    Hair Stylist: Nicole Pigeon
    Floral Designer: Poppy & Mint Floral Company
    Event Planner: Southern Charm Weddings
    Other: Sweet Lovely Weddings
    Cake Designer: The Royal Bakery

    Wednesday
    Jun182014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Blushing, Bitchless and Beautiful Bride

    To say that I 'love' this wedding would be a giant understatement! Seriously, when Haylee emailed me the link to her wedding photographs, I was absolutely thrilled! There were so many fun and gorgeous elements, that I almost didn't know where to look first! That, AND the story of how the bride and groom met and where he proposed is priceless! Almost unreal actually. 

    The two cent tour? Haylee and Mark met at friend's birthday party, and he proposed in Thailand at the Elephant Nature Park where they were volunteering and looking after sick, maltreated elephants. Holy shit! Are you falling over yet? Because... and this is just a guess, but most of us would write a check (or maybe that's just me), and they were volunteering to take care of these poor, sick, maltreated elephants! OMG! Right? How fucking amazing is that? I mean, if Haylee didn't say "yes", then I'm pretty sure the stars would never align again! Anyway... Enjoy this fabulous wedding! Let the inspiring begin!

    Apparently, they asked the kids who were invited to the wedding to share their definitions of love (as read out loud by the celebrant) and the flower girl, Ella, said "I love Michael Jackson, I wish he was my Dad." LOL!!!I love that the guys are doing shots! CHEERS!Mark is quite the catch! Haylee said, "Pretty stoke I get to keep him. He has an English accent and everything." HAHA!

    DYING over Haylee's wedding dress, and those bridesmaids dresses are awesome! LOVE!!! Sorry, couldn't help it! But, I do!

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    Tuesday
    Jun172014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ Five Ways to Avoid Being a Micromanager on Your Wedding Day

    Bridey, I can handle a lot of things, but the one thing I cannot stand is to be micromanaged. Period. So, please don’t micromanage me. And please don’t micromanage your vendors. The funny thing is that I’m not talking about now; the wedding planning process. I’m talking about on your wedding day. Seriously, don’t you have enough on your mind? Like, oh, I don’t know… your wedding vows, your reception and how basically every single person you love will be in the same room at the same time… That’s a big deal, bridey. HUGE actually, and I hate to say it, but that will most likely only happen one other time in your life. Yeah, I’ll let you figure that one out yourself.

    As I was saying, this is our job. We, your vendors, do this most every weekend throughout the year (more or less), and hopefully you will only do this once. And when you take a step back, who has more experience? I’ll give you a hint, it ain’t you babe! So, please, just enjoy your wedding day because not only do you deserve to be utterly happy, but we have worked incredibly hard making it happen for you.

    Look, I know that it’s easier said than done, so I thought I would give you a few pointers on how to prevent your bridey ass from turning into a micromanager on your wedding day:

    1. I know this is simple, but just resist the urge to micromanage. Every time you feel it bubbling up, think about the big picture and all of the professionals you have hired to do their jobs. Bridey, you are not on the clock today. You should literally just sit there looking pretty and enjoying yourself.

    2. Remember how I said that you hired professionals? Well bridey, give yourself a round of applause because there is a reason why you hired WHO you hired, right? So let go of all your Type A mannerisms and allow said professionals to do the job you hired them to do.

    3. On that note, let them (your vendors) do their job their way. Perhaps you’ve dabbled in photography or were an MC in college. That’s great, but please don’t begin suggesting amazing shots that your photographer just “has to take” or making turntable recommendations to your DJ. They’ll figure it out! They always do. Bridey, unless there is something specific that you forgot to communicate to one of your vendors or the venue prior to your wedding, ease off and just relax!

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    Friday
    Jun132014

    Fantasy Friday ~ A Passion for Purple... A Deliciously Decadent Styled Shoot

    In case you didn’t know, purple is the color of good judgment (I know! Right??), and as it turns out, radiant orchid is the Pantone wedding color for 2014. How cool is that?? So bridey, if you’re incorporating purple into your wedding day, then clearly you have some seriously fantastic judgment! Recognizing that a purple color palette is a fantastic way to express oneself, some splendidly creative and talented wedding vendors teamed up with a cool venue in Dover, Massachusetts, The Connors Center, and rocked this radiant orchid palette so hard that I can hardly stand it! When I was done picking up jaw off of my desk, I immediately jumped at the chance to share this shoot with you. (Psst! Hey Boston brideys! Look to your right... Bitchless Bride is coming to Boston!)

    Bridey, there is so much to look at in this post, that I am about two shakes away from freaking out! I mean from the grounds of The Connors Center, to vases of allium and viburnum on the place card table, to the remarkable Indian inspired linen, to the bride’s STUNNING bouquet to the awesome purple wedding cake with a big-ass antique gold flower… OMG, the list goes on and on! Like, there’s even a purple wedding dress with a freaking tutu and then a costume change into a gorgeous white wedding gown. And the fact that I am jealous of the flower girl’s dress might mean that there is something truly wrong with me. Anyway, I think I am officially write/rambling, so I will let you get to it! Scroll away! Enjoy this one! Um, I think it’s clear that I did. Seriously, I think I need a cold shower…

    Holy moly! Look at this place! Hi. I need this dress. That's all.Lovely costume change! And the grounds of The Connors Center are perfect for a wedding!I cannot get over the amazing florals in this shoot! Absolutely incredible!I mean... I can't... The gold tutu, the purple shoes and the overall cuteness is going to throw me over the edge.Hypnotiq is one badass drink... Look it up. I bet it's delicious with Prosecco. Definitely a "dazzler"!

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