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    Tuesday
    Sep162014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ Back OFF Bridey!

    I'm frustrated. I'm annoyed. I'm pissed off. I'm working with the bride who is actually quite nice. She's funny and intelligent. She knows what she wants. And so far, working with her has been lovely. Well, until recently. Her wedding isn't until 2015 (June of 2015 to be specific), and she is absolutely so hung up on one detail of the wedding (that she just wants to "cross off" her list), and is getting all pissy because the vendor she is beginning to stalk, I mean working with, isn't so quick to get back to her.

    Here we go again, bridey. It seems like no matter how many times I say it, I cannot seem to get it to stick. So, let me jump up on my fucking soap box (yet again), and remind you that if your wedding isn't until 2015 or even 2016, you don't count right now. Sorry, but I speak the truth. And your vendors are too nice to say it (as they should be), but I am not! Right now, your vendors are in the middle of fall wedding season, 2014, and unless your wedding is rapidly approaching, then you'll just have to wait. And, I know it's hard. And, I know that you want to cross shit off of your list, but it's not okay to budge in line. And, by being a demanding bride, that is essentially what you're doing when you're stalking a vendor for an answer that you need RIGHT NOW.

    Bridey, you must give all of us (vendors) some time to not only GET the answer to your question, but do the appropriate research required so we don't give you the wrong answer simply so that WE can cross YOU off of OUR list. Again, bridey, I am in no way suggesting that it is okay for a vendor to not respond to you; all I am saying is that if you receive an email stating that they will look into it once the dust settles (from the current wedding season), then let it go! And in fairness, you might not realize it, but what you are asking of your vendor might require precious hours that they just don't have. The solution? Move on to a simpler task for you to "cross off" of your list; one that does not require assistance from your vendors, wait your turn and quit your bitchin', bridey!

    Vendors? Care to chime in here? Are you working with a bride who is driving you nuts for answers, but her wedding isn't until 2015 or 2016???

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    Friday
    Sep122014

    Fantasy Friday ~ A Damn Fine 70s Inspired Rock & Roll Photo Shoot

    This styled 70s shoot is an inspirational buffet of awesomeness. Seriously, when I saw these photographs, I immediately wanted to stop what I was doing (oh wait... I did...) and dive head first into this sea of the 70s, but with a modern twist. Bridey, there is so much kickass inspiration here, that there is no way you won't walk away with a pile of ideas, even if your wedding is nowhere near this kind of glam. I am completely obsessed with the deep, sensual color palette and all of the fun little enhancements these peeps used to tie it all together.

    Not too mention that the lighting in these photographs is sensational. Bridey, I've said it a million times, lighting has the power to change everything! So, use it! These photographs are not only so well executed, but they seem to glow, and that's because of the lighting. Soooo... Enough out of me! Go soak up the fucking brilliance of this shoot.

    Whoa.Hey girl...These colors! The crispness of the photographs! The imagination!! I mean... I'm gonna start crying it's so good...Time for a little making out.This a gorgeous, naked wedding cake. No frills. No embellishments. Just well done. 

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    Wednesday
    Sep102014

    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Radiant Bride + A Snowboarding Groom in the Awesome Aspen Lakes Lodge

    We all have 'em... Couples who in conversation between friends or our sig other we deem the "good looking ones"... Right? Well, if you don't have a couple in your life like this, then all you have to do is take a peek at Julie and Jonah, and you'll know what I mean. Julie and Jonah are pretty. Sorry if you find that offensive, Jonah, but I can assure you I'm really not trying to be flip (or even sarcastic). Really, I'm not!! It's just you two are what I'd consider a handsome couple. Anyway... Their wedding certainly seems to fit with their vibe... It's stunning. The scenery, the details, the dress, the decor and the overall feel of the day are quite fantastic.

    Their photographer, Tony, said that they are a "fun loving, high energy couple", and it shows. While I can only imagine that Julie has a FAB job in a FAB company, Jonah is a professional snowboarder. But, no matter what they do, it's clear that they are meant for each other! Enjoy the fantastic pics!! 

    OMG with the dress... I really love the idea of receiving gifts before walking down the aisle. I also really like the idea of receiving gifts in general.Julie, wow. That's all. W.O.W.Um, that's a great looking group of girls! Love how all of the dresses are so unique!Sniff. Sniff.Sorry, but, that's fucking hot! Lovin' the pink lips, and hell yeah with the garter!Oh yeah!!! 

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    Tuesday
    Sep092014

    The Truth Hurts Tuesday ~ Why Sharing the Wedding Plans with the Groom is Super Important 

    Grrrrrr..... I'm so annoyed. I am knee deep in the throws of wedding and wedding planning season, and suddenly I get a furious phone call from a diva groom who crawled so far up my ass that I actually thought he was gonna come out my mouth. How's THAT for a visual? Ewwwww... But, the crazy thing? I don't blame him, I blame you, bridey, for not sharing all of the pertinent information that you and I have been discussing for months with the most important person in your life!

    Bridey, you had MONTHS to tell the dude you're gonna marry some pretty important shit, oh, like I dunno... How you would prefer that he wait for you at the altar instead of walking down the aisle with his parents, or how we completely changed one of the entrée selections (because he'll understand), etc., etc., etc., and now it's up to me to fill him in during a surprise phone call and about four panic attacks later. Thanks. Thanks for putting me in the position of "breaking the news" to him. Bridey, I'm not the one marrying him, you are! And frankly, it's not my job to make sure that you are sharing the decisions we make regarding your wedding with your fiancé! It's yours.

    Look, I'm not naive, I know that the grooms carry less weight when it comes to the wedding plans, but for the love of God, bridey, you have to SHARE the plans with the poor guy; especially when it comes to the ceremony! Seriously, the groom I spoke to (for the first time, BTW... yeah, it was a lovely first impression for both of us) was practically reaching for a brown paper bag

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    Friday
    Sep052014

    Fantasy Friday ~ A Fun-Filled Destination Wedding to the FAB New Orleans

    You gotta love a great sense of humor, right? Odds are, if you enjoy my blog, then you most certainly do! Well, bridey, all you have to do is look at these awesome photographs to see that Nicole and Shawn are definitely a fun couple who love to laugh (and so does their bridal party)! These two got married in New Orleans, because why the hell not, and rocked out all night! While it wasn't Mardi Gras (sorry kids, there are no boobs in this submission), it didn't stop this group from partying like it was! 

    What I love about this wedding besides the gorgeous details, silly pics and cool ass cake topper, is that every single person is having a great time and it shows. Friends and family flew from across the country to celebrate with Nicole and Shawn, and they did just that! CELEBRATE!! This is what it's all about, bridey! Getting married to the love of your life and having a fucking fabulous time in the process! 

    Nicole, you look beautiful. What an A MAZ ING wedding dress!!Nicole, what are you looking at in this picture??? Please, do tell!!My kind of girls!I can tell where the humor comes from on Nicole's side...We did it!! Woot! Woot!

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