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    Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Tim Burton Inspired, Super Glamorous Winter Wedding 

    As we gear up for Halloween, I thought a wedding chock-full of goodies was definitely the way to go. Although, instead of filling your bellies, this kickass wedding will absolutely fill your mind with a ton of eye candy! And, candy is candy, right? Well... this candy won't make your wedding dress tight! It will only make your brain swell with cool ideas and inspiration.

    Bridey, if this post screams Tim Burton to you, it's because Lynzy and Ian are huge fans of his, and worked hard to incorporate his wild imagination into their glamorous wedding. And, you know what? They nailed it! Seriously, just wait until you see the dessert spread and all of the fucking awesome "décor". Plus, I think you're going to die when you see Lynzy's shoes.

    Lovin' the invitation and that bouquet! Right? Holy shit with that bouquet!!!Best boutonniere ever!DYING over Lynzy's birdcage veil and the bridesmaids fabulous headpieces!RIGHT?!!! Aren't those red shoes are insane? And the bottoms? Holy fuck!!!Lynzy thinks that Tim Burton writes the most romantic love stories.Let's make it official!Lynzy and Ian are a damn sexy couple.

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    Fantasy Friday ~ A Spooky, Beautiful Halloween Themed 10th Anniversary Rock the Dress Session

    Seriously, how fucked up are those baby heads? Right? Fucked, but awesome... I love this shoot. I think it's cool and deranged all at the same time. This shoot was a collaboration between Michelle & Matthew, who wanted to have a Halloween themed 10th Anniversary Rock the Dress session, and Laura (of Gathered Events, LLC) and Kim (of Kim Truelove Photography) who were the brainchildren behind this fabulously unique, styled shoot. You know, my ten year anniversary is next month (crazy, but true), and maybe, I'll just have to reach out to Kim and Laura to put together a fabulously fucked shoot for me too...

    Kim says it perfectly: "In the gorgeous woods behind the historic Highland Manor in Apopka, FL, we created this Halloween-styled scene pulling inspiration from antique gothic décor and the always creative, Tim Burton. We wanted to create a scene that was lush and beautiful, with a gothic and creepy twist. We called it “Living meets the Dead…” 

    Kim: "These fresh blooms, paired with unexpected elements like animal skins and skulls, helped us create the beautiful and spooky scene."I am OBSESSED with these roses. OB SESS ED!!!Vintage baby doll heads... STRANGE.Holy shit with the skull! OMG. OMG. OMG. That bitch is so spooky!Love the bouquet and the striped ribbon!!

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    Photographer: Kim Truelove Photography
    Equipment Rentals: A Chair Affair, Inc.
    Event Designer: Gathered Events, LLC
    Event Venue: The Highland Manor


    Fantasy Friday ~ Eat, Drink, and be Scary!

    I love that I chose today to start eating healthier, increase my workout regime, blah blah blah... only to realize that today I am posting a disgustingly delicious, incredibly awesome, DIY submission from Mia Dee Photography. This kickass collaboration between The Frosted Petticoat and Chinet seriously has me wanting to gnaw my arm off (in honor of Halloween) to avoid chewing through the screen. Because as "gross" as this post is, all I want to do is to devour those cupcakes and candy!! I guess that's what happens when fucking fantastic vendors unite. Right? They make you want to things that you didn't think possible. And for me? I suddenly feel very DIY (which is SO not like BB)!!

    Sooooo... As I mentioned, this was a collaborative shoot between The Frosted Petticoat chocolate company and Chinet. See what I mean, brideys? THIS is what happens when great minds come together... Amazing things start to happen. "The goal was to create an elegant (yet spooky) adult themed Halloween party, using both The Frosted Petticoat chocolates and Chinet’s party supplies. This could also serve as fantastic decor inspiration for a Halloween wedding! Styled by the head sugar designer, Sam, at The Frosted Petticoat, the results were spectacular! The party features three distinct displays: A candy table, a pastry/dessert bookcase, and a drink bar. Most treats are presented on Chinet plates or using Chinet’s plastic cups. Here are the special features of each display…"

    Dessert Bookcase
    "The dessert bookcase is the centerpiece of the party. Sitting court atop the sweets is a coconut cake with a lavender flavored white chocolate skull topper by The Frosted Petticoat. Also on the top shelf sits a yummy selection of spicey pumpkin cupcakes with khalua cream cheese frosting, along with The Frosted Petticoat’s famous amaretto flavored white chocolate sugar skull lollipops. The second shelf boasts a gaggle of treats: The Frosted Petticoat’s coffee flavored white chocolate sugar skulls, black & white cookies adorned with The Frosted Petticoat’s mayan chili flavored dark chocolate skeleton cameos, and dark chocolate cannolis. The bottom shelf finishes off the sweet array with raspberry & mint petit-fours, chocolate cream cookies, and The Frosted Petticoat’s Irish Cream flavored white chocolate skeleton bones."
    RIGHT??? Those cupcakes look A MAZ ING!!!

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    Listen Up

    So, I’m doin' fucking a freebie… No, I don’t usually do them, and yes I usually hate that I got myself involved, but every once in a while there is a cause you believe in, so you suck it up and “do work” as Big Black would say. The cause… Katherine and Darren. They are friends of mine who met in “the industry” working a tonzillion hours, and fell in love in the process. And because they are so busy planning everybody else’s weddings, there is no time to plan their own. Figures.

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