Please, for the love of God listen to me! Seriously, if you are only going to half read my blogs, fine, but I need you to wake the fuck up and make sure you have taken your meds before you read this post! Imagine that I am obnoxiously mouthing this to you… THROW AWAY YOUR WATCHES! IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FLOW OF YOUR WEDDING AND NOT THE ACTUAL TIME! (If you need to picture me to really make this sink in… I’m quite pretty, and I am all “Burched” out with really good taste.) So, for all of you Type A’s who are obsessed with the fucking time, take this advice and run with it.