Labor Day on the "Double"

Happy Labor Day brideys! Who's getting married this weekend? You? Anybody you know? Well, hopefully you are lucky enough to escape the woes of attending a holiday wedding and enjoy some time with your OWN family. But not matter what, I tip my hat to my fellow colleagues who are working this weekend (yours truly included). Because while you, bridey, suck in the last rays of summer, it's a "double double" for us.

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Tick Tock on the Clock

Please, for the love of God listen to me! Seriously, if you are only going to half read my blogs, fine, but I need you to wake the fuck up and make sure you have taken your meds before you read this post! Imagine that I am obnoxiously mouthing this to you… THROW AWAY YOUR WATCHES! IT’S ALL ABOUT THE FLOW OF YOUR WEDDING AND NOT THE ACTUAL TIME! (If you need to picture me to really make this sink in… I’m quite pretty, and I am all “Burched” out with really good taste.) So, for all of you Type A’s who are obsessed with the fucking time, take this advice and run with it.

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