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    Bitter Bridal Shop Beat Down

    Brides, we don't play "Bridal Shop" seven days a week from 9AM TO 6PM... This is our work, not our play. And if you want to come into the store and go "bridal gown hunting” with your entourage of 20 girls, please call us to schedule what we refer to as an "appointment"... YES AN APPOINTMENT! Because WE are busy with other customers that have had the COURTESY and respect to make us aware that they were coming, and you know what? They made an appointment, which means that yes... THEY COME BEFORE YOU, YOUR FUCKING BRIDAL PARTY and your entourage of 20 girls!

    And another thing, it’s not my problem if 6PM is the only time you can go dress shopping. But, if you come in at 5:59 PM, one minute before I close the door, then don't forget your wallet, credit cards or your SUGAR DADDY. And, please don't ask for a discount because you think we owe it to you somehow, especially after we just spent 3 hours with you. It's fucking 9PM; pay for the dress you have been parading in front of the mirror (hogging it from other customers) and trying to sneak a picture with your phone. We told you nicely “no pictures”… but it is apparent that you either are suffering from selective hearing, a bad case of wax in your ears, or just don't give a shit because you have to get your way.

    We are tired of dealing with you and Bridezillas like you, and frankly we don't care if you leave empty handed so we can go home and have a drink or two! And don't even think about leaving a bad review anywhere because we know who you are! AND to that entourage of 20 girls, keep your fucking opinions and sticky fingers to yourself and leave our merchandise alone unless you intend to buy it or hide it between the racks. 

    That’s all…

    Bridal Shop Babe

    Reader Comments (6)

    And while we are on this topic.....While we all love children and we are sure YOUR little angel would never think of misbehaving in public.... Leave your snot nose kids at home!!!!! We are not a nursery .... We do not offer daycare or babysitting services!!! There is nothing for a child to do at our salon. They will get bored and boredom equals mischief!!! They will run up and down our stairs! They will wipe their grubby little fingers all over our very expensive dresses and leave grubby little fingerprints all over our just cleaned windows and mirrors!!!! We are a very expensive YOU break it YOU buy it!!! So leave those lovely tikes at home!!!!!

    June 14, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBridal bitch

    Hey Bridal Bitch,

    Just use the same line that I see so often while at the spa... Something like, "While we love children, this is a place where we come to relax our tired bodies and minds. Please make alternative arrangements for your children. Thank you".



    June 14, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBitchless Bride

    I also want to bring up we have nothing against nursing Mothers.....just don't do it wearing that gorgeous wedding gown you are wearing without a nursing bra! Did you know your boobs are leaking like a faucet and getting that dress dirty? Furthermore..please stop bouncing that baby before he/she vomits in your face...bad timing to burp that child! I hope you have that credit card ready because we have made the decision that you are buying that dress..surprise surprise! Also, my dressing room is not a changing room nd please take that shitty diaper with you when you leave with the child, and the dirty wedding dress...

    June 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMary55

    OMG!! This is the funniest blog, being in the business it is all true and exactly what I have been thinking in my head of course!

    July 7, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterweddingseller

    And when I have 3 signs when you walk in the door that say '
    "Please no food or drinks" "No Coffee." and you and your entourage march in to my store with your Vente nonfat triple Splenda Lattes....Don't give me a dirty look when I ask you politely to put them on our front table. Sorry you just spent $6.00 on your fucking coffee. You go into any other retail store selling decent shit, and they ask you to put your coffee on a table, now why is it a problem in MY STORE? And Don't keep sneaking it into our showroom every five minutes either. What part of "a bridal shop has VERY expensive WHITE dresses which is why we ask you to leave your coffee in the front" Don't you understand? Fucking Bitch.

    July 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLisaL

    Hey Lisa!

    Damn girl... I am SO pickin' up what you're puttin' down (totally sounds better when I say it instead of write it! HAHA!)! I write a lot about entitlement on this blog, and bringing your delicious coffee into the bridal shop goes with the territory. Brideys, get your caffeine fix BEFORE dress shopping!

    Thank you for your comment babe!


    July 8, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBitchless Bride

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