I am completely dying right now... I just got off of the phone (literally, like 2 minutes ago) with a Mother of the Groom (MOG), and not only did the conversation begin with her crying, but it ended with her saying, "I just want to do this for them (the rehearsal dinner), and then I want them to get divorced." Right? What the fuck???
“Doesn’t it ever depress you?” she asked with a blank stare, eyes darting around the room.
“Does what depress me?” asked Bitchless.
“That statistically, half of all of your couples will end in up in divorce court.” she chirped.