Casual Wedding

A Fabulously Whimsical, Gorgeously Bohemian Wedding with a Side of Cake Porn!

I am OB SES SED with Lauren + Danny's cake topper! Like OBSESSED! I love how they took pictures from the wedding, and placed then on top of the cake! It's just so clever! And to make it even better, the pics are being held up high with clothespins! So cute! Well, I guess I'd expect nothing less from two teachers! Right? Cleverness definitely comes with the territory. And L+D? Well, their story is so awesome, just like the topper!

Two words... Workplace romance. Fucking love it!!! So, lauren's a high school music teacher, and Danny came in as the new tennis coach. Do I really need to say more?? Apparently, it all happened whirlwindy fast, which of course led to a spontaneous engagement (duh...), followed by a lovely bohemian wedding. Bridey, I love romantic stories like that! Don't you? Totally feels like the movies!! Anyway, this fun crew danced (in the grass) and dined from the B+G's favorite local food truck before enjoying the spectacular cake-porny wedding cake! Have fun with this one... I LOVE it!!

Such a simple yet beautiful bouquet!

This will make sense in a little bit... HA!

You know what they always say, "Groomsmen and their axes..." Just kidding! But, how super fun??

Lauren, you look beautiful and happy!!!

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That's a killer head piece!


I'm lovin' the rustic altar...

Such a sweet bridal party!!

OMG! I would LOVE to see my husband use an axe!! 

GREAT idea!! 

Um, one of each please!

Total cake porn...  And, it's naked too! Sorry, couldn't help myself!!


Thank you Lauren and Danny for sharing your beautiful wedding with Bitchless Bride!!!

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Photographer: Danielle Defayette Photography
Venue: Laughing Waters Retreat

When an Expressive B+G, with Tons of Funny Faces, Have a Kickass Wedding

Meet Connie and Tim. See them? They're the super expressive, super funny couple photographed above (and below). I am DY ING over them. DYING! Seriously, I 100% wish I had the opportunity to work with them! And, not just because they make funny faces (although, that's definitely a draw for me!), but because all they wanted on their wedding day was to celebrate with their friends and family, and have a wedding that completely expressed who they are as a couple. BOOM!! That's what it's all about! C+T will absolutely look back on their wedding day and see themselves smiling back. Not some contrived, weddingy version of themselves.

Aside from their funny faces and wackiness, these two love Futurama and Star Wars... So, they incorporated it into their love into their wedding. OMG! Just wait until you see the cake(s)!! Anyway... Enjoy this kickass, laid back and truly fabulous wedding! You won't be able to help it!

Connie! LOVE your dress, and your laugh! I swear, I can hear it!

What up??

Such a fun bridal party pic! Look at the dude on the end!! He is like, HIGH up in the air!! OMG!

I mean... When a stranger crashes your wedding pics, you just gotta go with it! 

OMG. Where are you? Kinda love that creepy cat pic above your heads though!

Um. Yeah!

Don't be fooled... That's for the ceremony! Why use sand or candles when you can use whiskey is what I always say!

I love this photograph. So emotional!

Tim must be saying something true about Connie! LOL!

Tim! Best look ever!

Right? So much better than a unity candle! 


Can we just talk about her manicure?

Best party favor ever!

Totally awesome!

That looked like a fantastic welcome toast!

I can't... You guys are too cute!

Connie.Tim. You have definitely made it onto my top 5 B+Gs list! Thank you for sharing your fucking kickass wedding with Bitchless Bride! LOVE YOU!

Industry Peeps:

Photographer: Jules Photography
Venue: The Trolley Barn

Real Wedding Wednesday ~ A Super Colorful, Super Cool, Dia De Los Muertos Accented Wedding

Aurora and Jon are totally my kind of peeps. This B+G wanted an intimate ceremony followed by a rockin' party. And you know what, bridey? That's exactly what they had... A huge celebration! Apparently, their wedding day was widely anticipated as they have been together for quite some time, leaving their guests anxiously awaiting the big day. The cool thing is that they had the best of both worlds; moments of intimacy and then moments surrounded by friends and family. See? You can have it both ways! You just have to be smart with your wedding planning!

Bridey, the colorful elements of this wedding will do nothing more than leave you smiling. So, take note. Seriously, Aurora and Jon's wedding is a kickass example of having exactly the wedding you want without the bullshit. LOVE IT!!! Enjoy!
Fans and flowers, baby... Fans and flowers...Aurora, you're the cutest! I love how you're trying not to laugh/cry.A different way to express the joining of two families.Such amazing embraces!OMG... Could ya' bust over the cuteness here??Aurora, your necklace is kickass! I love that it's pink! I love that it goes beautifully with your bouquet!