Donut Wedding Cake

A Unicorn Disguised as a Bride, Some Superhero Puddle Jumping, and a Whole Lot of Weddingy Awesomeness!!

Bridey, I don't care what people say about luck + rain on your wedding day, because you know what? It sucks. It sucks logistically, it sucks organizationally, and it sucks frizzily (I'm pretty sure I made that word up)... But, people feel like they have to say that to make the B+G feel better about a sucky situation. Right? And as a wedding planner, I'm the one dealing with the logistics, the reorganization and rockin' some seriously big hair. Anyway... I have to say, Marianna + Kyle are total rebels, and used it to their advantage. I mean... Just look at that gorgeous pic!! These two crazy cats were jumping around in the puddles and loving every second! And, obvi, I'm completely obsessed with her FABULOUS pink hair!!! 

Know what I love? I love that Marianna will tell you she's really a unicorn. I will tell you she's really a badass. But, actually, I think she's really a unicorn disguised as a bride and I find her magical... Marianna said that, "People used to tell me I would never get married with pink hair and a nose ring, but now I am married to my best friend." WTF?? Why do people say that shit? And, more importantly, why do we believe it? We shouldn't! And, thankfully, Marianna didn't believe that shit, and married a cool guy who clearly (based on the amazing pics below), gets her. Bridey, you are who you are, you'll marry who you marry, and your wedding will be amazing. PERIOD. Now, go... Get inspired!!! Two words: DONUT CAKE.


Guuuuuurrrrlllll.... I LOVE your pink locks and your nose ring! LOVE LOVE LOVE!


Kyle gave his groomsmen engraved pocket watches... 

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I love how Kyle is admiring Marianna in this pic!

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Gorgeous. Completely gorgeous and magical...

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I might be in love this man...

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Oh my fucking goodness... How DELICIOUS does this "cake" look???


This pic could easily be my mom and me... Sniff... Sniff...


Thank you M+K for sharing your amazing wedding with Bitchless Bride! Together, you two are the best unicorn, superhero, puddle jumping duo I've ever seen!!!

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Photographer: Le Image Photo
Reception Venue: Deity
Submitted via Two Bright Lights

Real Wedding Wednesday ~ Donuts and Doggies

I mean... How could I not open with this picture? Right? And honestly, please don't judge me, brideys, but I am a cat person, not a dog person, however I totally melted over this one. So cute, right??! And looks like he even got a little hair cut for the wedding too. Shut up!

Anyway, I should probably tell you about the bride and groom! So the handsome guy in the tux is a Navy jet pilot. First of all, how fucking cool is that? What's even cooler? Apparently, they met in high school and he chased her for years before she finally gave in. And now... I'm sharing their stunning wedding with you. Just WAIT until you see their "cake" or "cakes" rather. I seriously fell over... and then I wanted to dive through the screen and dig in.

This is such a great photograph! I love how cas the girls are. Right? Just putting their hands in their pockets while chillin' with the bride, also with her hands in her pockets. Normally, I'm not a huge fan of pockets in wedding dresses because you brideys, try to hide things in them, but this time? I'm LOVIN' them!

Fire pit! How fantastic is that? Also makes for a lovely photo opportunity!

I really love her bouquet. And, not for nothing, she looks utterly happy and stunning too!