This girl needs a break. That's my fantasy today, brideys. Gimme a fucking break. Seriously, for some reason, this year, wedding season feels like fucking Groundhog Day... It's like I keep reliving the same day over and over again. And it never stops; it's always the same thing. The same requests, the same "I don't mean to be a bridezilla, but..." And frankly, I need a breather. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I'M TIRED OF BEING NICE! I'M TIRED OF BEING POLITE. I mean, I just don't want to be NEEDED for like 24 hours. Bridey, is that too much to ask?
Let me ask you a question... What of this was my out of office email response... Ahem... "Thank you for your email. I'm currently away from my desk, taking some seriously overdue time away from you all of you needy brides. If you could please restrain from asking anything from me or of me for at least 24 hours, that would be fantastic. Capish?"
Wow! Even writing that made me feel better. Phew... OMG, thank God for Bitchless Bride. BB allows me to spill my guts and still maintain my clients.
So, the takeaway here, bridey? Give us industry peeps a little room to breathe. Quit being so fucking needy.
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