Skulls

A Hauntingly Romantic, Beautifully Mysterious, Gothic Halloween Wedding...

This is a FABULOUS Halloween wedding. And, you know what, bridey? 'Cause I felt like it... And because I call the shots on BB, I said, "Fuck it, I'm running with this awesome wedding even though it's the middle of February!" Yes, Halloween was like four months ago, but, I couldn't wait eight months until next Halloween to show it to you. So, here we are. Welcome to Courtney + Humphrey's fucking cool Halloween wedding. 

OMG, bridey, there is so much to see in the photographs that follow my l'il blurb, that your eyes could quite possibly pop out of your head. Seriously, the B+G nailed it! Everything from a stunning and romantic ceremony (in a cave), to the themed hotel rooms, to a skull wedding cake (and holy FUCK is it incredible), and so so so much more... You're definitely going to walk away from C+H's wedding with an eyeful of awesome. So, go... Enjoy! 

OMG! I love a black wedding dress!! And, with the red? A MAZ ING!!

Um. How fucking cool is that? This fabulousness is part of The Alois Hotel (attached to Bube's Brewery, the reception site) which has themed rooms, and is just plain awesome.

STFU with the shoes!! LOVE THEM!

Courtney's bouquet + Humphrey's boutonniere are simply vibrant! I love the bright colors!

Bridey, can you imagine walking down the stairs to the ceremony... In the catacombs (click on the link to see the definition... I totally needed a refresher!)??? Look down!

Like... WOW! That is just so fucking extraordinary!

Let's go party!!

Hi. Such a masterly made wedding cake! So so so mind-blowing!

That cake topper is so funny!

Thank you Courtney + Humphrey for sharing your super romantic and just plain cool wedding with Bitchless Bride!!

Industry Peeps:

Photographer: Chadwick Photography  
Reception Venue: Bube's Brewery
Floral Designer: Floral Designs of Mount Joy
Photo Booth: FX Photo Booths LLC
Makeup Artist: Heather Holbrook
Cake Designer: Rosie's Creative Cakes
Officiant: Sarah Dieterichs
Hair Stylist: West London Salon

Fantasy Friday ~ Eat, Drink, and be Scary!

I love that I chose today to start eating healthier, increase my workout regime, blah blah blah... only to realize that today I am posting a disgustingly delicious, incredibly awesome, DIY submission from Mia Dee Photography. This kickass collaboration between The Frosted Petticoat and Chinet seriously has me wanting to gnaw my arm off (in honor of Halloween) to avoid chewing through the screen. Because as "gross" as this post is, all I want to do is to devour those cupcakes and candy!! I guess that's what happens when fucking fantastic vendors unite. Right? They make you want to things that you didn't think possible. And for me? I suddenly feel very DIY (which is SO not like BB)!!

Sooooo... As I mentioned, this was a collaborative shoot between The Frosted Petticoat chocolate company and Chinet. See what I mean, brideys? THIS is what happens when great minds come together... Amazing things start to happen. "The goal was to create an elegant (yet spooky) adult themed Halloween party, using both The Frosted Petticoat chocolates and Chinet’s party supplies. This could also serve as fantastic decor inspiration for a Halloween wedding! Styled by the head sugar designer, Sam, at The Frosted Petticoat, the results were spectacular! The party features three distinct displays: A candy table, a pastry/dessert bookcase, and a drink bar. Most treats are presented on Chinet plates or using Chinet’s plastic cups. Here are the special features of each display…"

Dessert Bookcase
"The dessert bookcase is the centerpiece of the party. Sitting court atop the sweets is a coconut cake with a lavender flavored white chocolate skull topper by The Frosted Petticoat. Also on the top shelf sits a yummy selection of spicey pumpkin cupcakes with khalua cream cheese frosting, along with The Frosted Petticoat’s famous amaretto flavored white chocolate sugar skull lollipops. The second shelf boasts a gaggle of treats: The Frosted Petticoat’s coffee flavored white chocolate sugar skulls, black & white cookies adorned with The Frosted Petticoat’s mayan chili flavored dark chocolate skeleton cameos, and dark chocolate cannolis. The bottom shelf finishes off the sweet array with raspberry & mint petit-fours, chocolate cream cookies, and The Frosted Petticoat’s Irish Cream flavored white chocolate skeleton bones."
RIGHT??? Those cupcakes look A MAZ ING!!!