Relationships

Kardashian Style

So, I’m just sayin’… I don’t blame Kim for calling it quits after 72 days of marriage. I know I’m like a little bit late (okay, like a lot late or whatever) writing this, but I can’t stop thinking about it, so I thought I’d share the Bitchless point of view on the topic. If Kim Kardashian wasn’t Kim Kardashian, and she was more like you or me or somebody without a shitload of money, fame and beauty, we WOULD feel badly for her and the situation she got herself into. But, because she IS Kim Kardashian, and she does have the money, fame and beauty, the press and every bride getting married crucified her for her decision to get out of a marriage she knew wasn’t right; quickly.

Mr. Big

I want to know… who married their Mr. Big?

You see, a group of us in “the industry” were talking, and while we’ve all had a Mr. Big in our lives, none of us actually married him. More often than not, Mr. Big seems to represent something to us ladies that until we met him, we didn’t even know we wanted or was missing in the first place.

 

You Did What??

Eloped. What?! Yup! They hopped on a flight to Vegas over the weekend, said, “fuck it”, and got hitched! No really they did… She had had enough, grabbed her fiancé and got married in Sin City. I could tell from the get-go that she wasn’t really into planning her wedding, but Vegas was the last thing on my mind. I mean, sometimes my brides just aren’t into it, and that is why they hire me in the first place, but she was different. She didn’t care… at all.

A Dose of Perspective

Let's put a few things in perspective, shall we? I know as a wedding planner how much work goes into the planning of your wedding, but I think there is one pretty big piece of the puzzle often gets missed during the process... Can you guess what it is? Well, here's the thing, when the party's over it's just the two of you. Nobody to cheer you on as you make your grand entrance into being a married couple; no bridesmaids or groomsmen at your side when the day is stressful... Just you two. Dos. Deux. That's it.

Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Cheater!!! Yeah, I said it… CHEEEEAAATER! You’re really gonna plan a wedding and then waste everybody’s time because you’re a fucking cheat? Cause you couldn’t keep your snatch to yourself? How about this? Don’t do it. Not just because all of us are helping you plan your wedding, and you’re wasting our time, but don’t do it because it’s just not right. And more then anything else, this is the BEGINNING of your life together. You really want to start out as an unfaithful bitch?