Brideys... Allow me to be blunt: Don't fuck up your friendships because you are engaged.
I know you THINK this won't happen to you, but if you're not careful then you'll end up just like the drunk-ass bride I'm ranting about in this video. Yeah, she doesn't remember her wedding reception. Super classy... Here's a great story of how NOT to be THAT bride.
Consider this Bitchless Bride's sex PSA that will save your wedding night and honeymoon! And just for fun, count how many times I say "vagina" in this video! And when you're done... go read our Gynecologically Speaking post...
Enough! Just because you've booked your wedding at a luxury hotel doesn't mean that they OWE you anything!
Some bitch bride really pissed BB off, and I'm letting her have it.
It's all about the grooms this week ladies! Listen to BB as I attempted to educate you on "GROOMOLOGY 101". This lesson will save you from not only yourself, but your bitch-ass groom too…
Bitchless Bride is at it again, and this time we are feeling nasty... I mean there are only so many times BB can hear, "Am I being a bridezilla?" before snapping and... dun dun dun, telling the truth.
"Nobody wants to go to your wedding! We are not excited like you are."
— Jerry Seinfeld
Who cares about your wedding the way you do? Nobody... And you know what? Most people don't care at all... They don't even want to come. Just a little perspective...
Hey brides and wedding professionals, hope you enjoy! XO, BB