Fantasy Friday ~ Chocolate Wedding! Utensils Not Included...

Are you completely dying over the bacon photo? I know, right? I am too! I want to jump through the screen and have my way with it! Seriously... I mean, look how incredibly crispy and perfectly cooked that bacon is! And to dunk it in chocolate? AMAZING!

So, I think at this point you all know that I am obsessed with food and in particular, chocolate, right? So, for today's Fantasy Friday, I thought of something so totally batshit crazy that I am freaking out at its awesomeness. What if you were invited to a wedding where everything was made from chocolate deliciousness, but the only caveat was that you had to use your hands? No silverware would be provided. The tables would be set beautifully, but all utensils would cease to exist.

You think I'm crazy, don't you? I know, but it's pretty fucking cool right? Clearly you'd have to set the dress code accordingly on the invitation, and cover your bases by providing dish towels instead of napkins, perhaps a bib or two, but your wedding would definitely be an entirely new experience for all!

Okay, look up... See those? They are prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella panini. To me, they are the perfect amount of salt and sweet. These would be passed during cocktail hour. Your guests will still feel completely satiated, but with a twist.

Now look down... See that gorgeous tray? I'm about to get pretty fancy on you... Those are crispy sweetbreads, with milk chocolate-hazelnut crunch, pate de fruits. You're drooling, aren't you? No? You're not? Look bridey, get over the sweetbreads thing, and bite into this explosion of culinary fantasticalness, okay?

Gotta have chocolate covered potato chips on all of the cocktail tables, right?

Still in the cocktail hour... How about some chocolate sea salt crostini to go with your Pinot Noir? Delicious! Or some chocolate and Brie panini?

Alright, so you and the bridal party have been announced into the room, champagne and wine have been poured, and now it's time for dinner to begin; utensil-less. Your guests will have the choice of a two of the following: a savory chocolate mini hamburger, chocolate parmesan tapioca with scallops, coffee and chocolate braised short ribs, savory chocolate pasta and chocolate chile glazed pork. Now for the fun to begin!

Um, I'll have one of each please!!

Talk about getting your hands dirty!!

Don't forget the bread!!! It's chocolate too! You want butter? Sure, but your going to have to dunk it in the individual butter dish. Remember, there are no knives...

Worried about your guests getting awfully messy? Then provide any one of these cool dish towels as napkins. That's what I use when I eat ribs... C'mon, I know you do too! Imagine the fun photographs your photographer will capture!

Time for cake... I love the idea of the two below. Yeah, your guests will get messy, but it will be fun to eat, and make for some great conversation!

The s'mores cupcakes? They're for later on the dance floor! 

Do you think I have absolutely lost my mind? Is this something you would EVER think about doing? It would require the right crowd, a fun sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself (and everybody else)...

Photo Cred: {Maple Chocolate Pudding with Bacon Spoon & Dark Chocolate, Prosciutto and Buffalo Mozzarella Panini via}, {Crispy Sweetbreads, Milk Chocolate-Hazelnut Crunch, Pate de Fruits via CT Bites}, {Chocolate Covered Potato Chips via Kelli Wong Photography}, {Savory Chocolate Sea Salt Crostini via Foodwishes}, {Chocolate and Brie Panini via Food Network}, {Savory Chocolate ~ Mini Hamburgers with Sauce via Romancing the Chocolate}, {Chocolate Parmesan Tapioca with Scallops via Cocoa-Heaven}, {Coffee and Chocolate Braised Short Ribs via}, {Savory Chocolate Pasta pics via The Brooklyn Ragazza}, {Chocolate Chile Glazed Pork via The Latin Kitchen}, {Chocolate Bread via Chocolate & Zucchini}, {Pink Camo Kitchen Towels via Zazzle}, {Pink and Orange Dish Towels via Etsy}, {Pink and Grey Polka Dot Dish Towels via Mrs. McKenzie's Monograms}, {Flower Chocolate Cake via Sweet Fi's Cake}, {Piece of Chocolate Cake via Vanilla Bake Shop}, {S'mores Cupcakes via 52 Kitchen Adventures}