Fantasy Friday

Fantasy Friday... More like Reality Friday!

So, I totally LOVED all of your comments from last week's Fantasy Friday! And yes, for those of you who wanted to attend my fabulous fantasy wedding, you're all invited! Just bring the hus and me a damn good present! 

Anyway, I know that today is Fantasy Friday, but actually, I have two very juicy realities to share with you. I am so excited! How lucky for me, right?! Actually... How lucky for you, bridey! Because today, I will be unveiling a kick ass wedding planning guide that will be your absolute saviour during your wedding planning experience. It will feel as though I, Bitchless Bride, am your very own wedding planner. Pretty awesome, right?

Trust me, bridey, you are going to freak out (in a good way) when you see that I have included a customizable wedding day timeline (more like the wedding week!), a budget planner and everything you need to make sure you procure the best vendors for you!

Not only that, but I was just informed by 20/20 that although Bitchless Bride is too hot for TV, apparently I'm the perfect temp for their website! Yahoo! I will definitely let you know when it's live!!!

Photo Cred: {Old Hallowell Day}

My Very Own Fantasy… Wedding!

Welcome to BB’s very first Fantasy Friday! Fantasy Friday is anything we want it to be! It can be about the dream wedding, a mystical honeymoon, intense sex with an ex, or even just a day of complete pampering. However, because Bitchless Bride is a blog all about weddings, attitude and perspective, I thought I’d share my idea of a fantasy wedding with you.

Brideys, if you didn’t already know, my husband and I ran off to Las Vegas and eloped. It was romantic, fun, awesome and fucking crazy all at the same time! And although I don’t have any regrets and wouldn’t change it for the world, if I were to plan my wedding now, fantasy style, here is what BB's wedding fantasy would look like… 

Let’s start with the wedding dress, or two… I would proudly walk down the aisle, tightly clinging to my father’s arm, rocking this amazingly hot pink Max Chaoul dress (minus the fur). I don't think anybody could miss us as we suddenly appeared at the top of the aisle because I would be rockin' that pink dress and my dad would be wearing a black tux with the pink wig he wore in the his Bitchless Bride Video.

As we make our way towards the altar, I can feel the sun on my face, see palm trees waving as a slight breeze rolls in, and sense the warmth from our guests because in this fantasy… there are no obligatory invites…