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Get Over Yourself

I don’t need YOU to educate ME. No really, I mean it. You know what happened the second you became engaged? You went public. Your email address, phone number and address. PUBLIC. What am I talking about? How? Well, how was the bridal event at the fancy hotel you attended? You were on the guest list, right? What about that cheeseball wedding expo? Did you win anything? No… but you entered that stupid raffle, didn’t you? If you entered to win a honeymoon, a wedding dress or even a dildo, we will find you and try to get your business (or us savvy ones will).